| Johanas Bilderberg | Sunday, August 5, 2018 - 04:56 pm 
Once long ago a great and holy personage visited us in human form. He taught us of one's and zero's stored on a computer server in the Netherlands and how we should detach from them.
He taught us to cleanse the infidels with his holy fire and our battle cry was his name. We spread his name across the worlds chastising the infidels causing them severe butthurt.
Lulz and mega profits are the product of his enlightenment. Although he left this mortal frame he told us of his return in the future. Praise his holy name.
Hail the Pinktator while we await his return.
The Prophet. |
| John Galt | Sunday, August 5, 2018 - 08:20 pm
Our only purpose in life is to wait for his return. However no one but the Pinktator shall know the date and time of his return. He will come like a thief in the night to steal your 1s and 0s. Glory to the Pinktator! |
| Gintoki Sakata | Friday, August 10, 2018 - 12:55 pm
Who's Pinktator? |
| John Galt | Saturday, August 11, 2018 - 02:57 am
He was a fearless leader who started the Lacerta Defense Initiative in 2008. He taught us that we should not value our assets as they are just 1s and 0s on a dutch server. He disappeared suddenly in 2010, and we have not heard from him since. We will continue to spread his message of peace and love until the prophecy of his return is fulfilled.
Glory to the Pinktator! |
