Madoff | Friday, January 1, 2016 - 03:05 am My CEO, Pirate Securities, is pleased to announce that it has performed the first IPO of a carbon corp on Little Upsilon. It may be the first IPO of a carbon corp anywhere. The market value is skyrocketing. Investors and investment funds are welcome to buy shares in this historic corp. Pirate Securities: Little Upsilon's premier hedge fund |
Madoff | Wednesday, January 27, 2016 - 04:51 pm The bad news: The price of carbon has collapsed and carbon corps are extremely unprofitable. The market price of carbon is now about half of the base price. The good news: You might as well horde carbon at this rock bottom price. Then when the price increases eventually, your country or CEO can make a profit by selling carbon to your corps. My CEO already has a stockpile of 102 million units of carbon. Madoff: The Carbon King |
Christian | Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 01:40 am If I buy carbon from you, can I use it in trains that uses train tracks in my country? Just for curiosity. XD |
Christian | Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 01:40 am If I buy carbon from you, can I use it in trains that uses train tracks in my country? Just for curiosity. XD |
Madoff | Thursday, January 28, 2016 - 12:47 pm Unfortunately, train tracks still don't use carbon and there are no trains, yet. But most people prefer travel via cars instead of trains, and you will need carbon to produce cars. The batteries, chemicals, electric power, and steel used to produce cars also require carbon. As Walter White (also known as Heisenberg) used to say: we're all carbon. |
Christian | Friday, January 29, 2016 - 03:58 am Well said. |