| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 04:29 am 
(Copy of message sent to Dirt)
Good evening Dirt.
This is an official declaration of war upon you from the Valde Subsidium super-federation.
This is a result of two things - Firstly Dizzy and I agreed a non-agression pact between our two federations, that should have prevented you from declaring on Elaieva, a member of Tempus Fugit South, and taking her country.
Secondly, i also received similar assurances that you would no longer be raiding innocent inactives to fuel this UC war of yours, a practice which is both detestable and unfair.
Elaieva is a peaceful player in joint command of one of the Tempus Fugit branches. She has been inactive yes, but is under our official protection as a member still. If anyone were to help a new player, diffuse a sticky political situation or just be a joy to talk to, it was her.
Because of these thing, I am declaring war on you. My terms are as such:
A| You return the country with ALL it's previous assets. I will check this against the game stats as you are clearly beyond trust.
B| You send a written apology to Elaieva, and hope she is in a nice mood.
These are perfectly reasonable terms. I will not act on my war declarations if you follow these steps, contact me at my countries if you wish to make peace.
Yours Sincerely, Dubhthaigh. |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 04:30 am
dub as chairman of LDI I offer any and all support. |
| General Dirt | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 06:09 am
I have contacted you Dub.
Jason, I think your plate is already quite full so I understand how you need all the support you can get. lol
See you on GR Gason
Dirt |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 06:22 am
My reply to Dirt (keeping everything public for documentation and intelligence purposes).
Quote:Re: Hello Dub,
Hello there Dirt.
I am glad the diplomatic solution to this dispute can be followed.
Elaieva is indeed partially active and will log in to collect her nation back from you. Thankyou for vouching for it's integrity and undamaged nature. I will negotiate a time and place between you for this transaction.
I will indeed invite the nation into my federation to deter any further action against it - the country should be considered seperate to your empire by all hostile parties.
The rest of Valde Subsidium shall be notified of this resolution.
I will let the war declarations remain inactive and expire.
Respectfully, Dubhthaigh.
On another note:
I would like to remind you that Dizzy and I DID sign a non aggression pact between our two federations. Whilst you may not have been aware of this, you are in the UC and thus held by the same diplomatic obligations.
I would like to think this treaty still holds true, it would do alot to ensure our future neutrality. |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 06:41 am
Thanks Dub.
Please understand, I AM NOT UC on LU. I have been attacked TWICE by LDI becaue of my affiliation on GR. It states CLEARLY in the UC Charter that the UC is to remain on GR and off-world politics stay off-world.
When I was attacked TWICE by LDI I was feded with myself only. They wouldn't listen to me, didn't believe me. Well, I'll tell yall 1 thing you'd BETTER believe. I WILL NOT STOP attacking you until each 1 of you little bitches sells me a country that was equal to the 4 you bush-whacked from me. You think Wendy is a pain? Try it SQ.
The LDI acts as if I'm an asshole, so hard to get along with. I just settled a major situation with 1 simple, truthful letter to Dub...settled in a snap. Whats not to get along with? You guys propaganda is gonna turn on you soon. The world of LU is slowly seeing the truth in this...to your peril.
General Dirt |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 06:50 am
blow me dirty dirt. Oh and have fun taking my debt.
" I WILL NOT STOP attacking you until each 1 of you little bitches sells me a country that was equal to the 4 you bush-whacked from me."
lmao now thats funny as the 2 players that took your stuff are long gone form the game. so why are you still talking about it? |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:04 am
The LDI Dec on me because of my assosiations. 1st time was Sam, he lost.
The second time was Barney, Wild and YOU.
True Barney and Wild have left, but they sold all their gear to you and Sam...and I'm here to collect. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:09 am
Thats BS. That account has been inactive for quite some time, and thats the risk you run when you pay for an account and then don't service it. Had she been active, the countries would have been respectfully left out of any and all conflict.
I am afraid that protected inactive accounts may only serve one of two purposes. The first and most likely possibility is that she has lost interest in the game and wishes not to derreg the account. Or, the second is that it is an account left behind for the sole purpose of providing an asset to a singular player or group of players creating an unfair advantage, where the country will more or less be rather defenseless and easily taken and yet build up assets over time of inactivity and be held in limbo until such time as a freindly player or associate its meant to benefit chooses to utilize the implied advantage.
Inactivity is a nono. If any country is not active it is comon knowledge that they are fair game for raiding.
Now with that said.
Thee following message is brought to you with all sincere intents from The High Profitess.
The LightSide is saddened by the most recent developments. I do not and will not speak for General Dirt. But I will speak for myself. Dubby Wubby you will not declare upon Dirt without a great and terrible response from the LightSide. We will not stand for this lunacy and attention whoring you have been up to as of late.
To be clear. This is war. The lines had been drawn well before you ever found a reason to declare on one of us. Your moves were not hidden and your intentions were not veiled. You have been calculated as an error since the beginning. Let me repeat. . . This is a war. You have asked me what if we can't win? All of our lives we have fought this war. Tonight, though a new phase of it may begin, we can bring an end to it.
Tonight is not an accident.
There are NO accidents.
We have not come here by chance . . . I do not believe in chance.
When i see three generals, three adversaries, three missions . . . I do not see coincidence, I see providence.
I see PURPOSE!!!
I believe it is our FATE to be HERE. It IS our destiny!!
I believe this night holds for each and everyone of us, the very meaning of our lives on LU.
Many have come and asked me . . ., "What if you're wrong? What if this is all BS? What if we can't win?"
And i have replied . . . "Then tomorrow . . .We may ALL be dead!" . . .
. . . "But how would that be different than any other day?"
This is a WAR, . . and WE ARE soldiers! Death can come for us at any time, in any place.
Now Consider the alternative. What if i am right. What if what the Profitess reveals is true? What if tomorrow the war could be over? What if tomorrow, LU could be free?
Isn't that worth fighting for . . . Isn't that worth DYING for???
Now I said I can't speak for anyone but myself here. But i know why I am here. I know becuase i am supposed to know, it is my purpose. Many of you were surprised when you saw me coming. But thats the difference between us. You were always using all your muscles except the one that matters.
There is an anomaly presented here. The problem is choice. The establishment has presented us with a false solution to the problem. Whereby 99% of all test subjects on the five worlds accepted the programming if they were given a choice. Even if they were only aware of the choice at a subconscious level. However desirable the solution was systemically flawed, thereby creating the contradictory systemic anomaly known as Wendy, that if left unchecked might threaten the system itself. Therefore there has been an uprising against her and her friends, as stated before if left unchecked created a higher probabilty for a complete systemic disaster for the "establishment".
I am here because LU is about to be destroyed. It is evident in all parties. They are all preparing and arming for combat.
Denial is the most predictable of all human responses. Do not take this lightly BUT, rest assured . . . it will be destroyed. It is the sixth time we have destroyed it . . and we have become exceedingly efficient at it!!!
Which brings us at last to the moment of truth, wherein the fundemental flaw(the establishment) is expressed and the anomaly(Wendy) is revealed as both BEGINNING and END
There are two doors. On the left there is a door that leads to destruction, famine, and pestilence(Death). On the right there is is peace , joy, and hope(LIFE)
Choose life for LU . . and LIVE
The High Profitess has Spoken  |
| jason (Golden Rainbow) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:10 am
have fun trying. :P |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:18 am
o.0 I've never seen so much tripe in all my life.
Ela has not been fully active on the game since her operation. I fail to see how protecting an inactive is an unfair advantage of one federation over another.
I can't be bothered to read the rest of your post it appears to plaguerised gibberish. If you have any more interesting quotes to steal from patriotic hollywood films please put them somewhere where we dont have to suffer them. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:22 am
"plaguerised gibberish"
sounds like an accurate description of your entire life diaper boy. You need that relief fund yet?
I started a save the dubby foundation, let me know where to forward it. I will help anyone get some higher education. |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:36 am
You certainly like making this game very personal.
I ask you Wendy, what random act of kindness have you given anyone today?
Didn't think so. Be somebody, contribute to society. |
| okstate_guy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:44 am
I have nothing to add to this conversation, but now thanks to Wendy I have to watch the Matrix again. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:47 am
"I ask you Wendy, what random act of kindness have you given anyone today?"
Wendy (Little Upsilon)
Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:22 am Click here to edit this post "plaguerised gibberish"
sounds like an accurate description of your entire life diaper boy. You need that relief fund yet?
"I started a save the dubby foundation, let me know where to forward it. I will help anyone get some higher education."
What part of that was not clear? Contribute to society? Ha!! I just asked you where to forward your relief fund sir. Are you making any sense.?
Keeping you in school will help you steer clear from juvenile delinquency.
I ask you Dubby, what random act of kindness have you given anyone today?
Didn't think so. Be somebody, stay in school,do your stat tables, update the valde sites, and try to contribute to society. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:49 am
@ok_stateguy
HAHA that is one of my favs and yes it is the source conversation with NEO, and other parts from Morpheus rattling the troops, good stuff. LOL |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:50 am
My random act of kindness - staying up to 6:30am and writing a wiki guide on how to do stats, requested by many players.
It is apparent you have nothing of notable worth or intelligence to say or contribute.
In intellectual terms, you are a minnow, i am a pufferfish. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:53 am
you would call that an act of kindness with your ego . . right. I call it boredom. Being how you are a uni boy and all shouldn't you have papers and all to handle or did you flunk out already from trying to Save simcountry from everything not dubby? Its ok you can tell us.
Again, ummm where did you want me to forward that package? |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:55 am
Quote:Being how you are a uni boy and all shouldn't you have papers and all to handle or did you flunk out already from trying to Save simcountry from everything not dubby?
I have received 1sts in every assignment.
Quote:Again, ummm where did you want me to forward that package?
Got paypal? My ego isnt big enough to refuse free money |
| Orbiter (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 08:29 am
to interject here,
wendy that was a great series of quotes, i'm so tempted to play the movies again, its unbeleivable,
me, me, me...
me to... |
| Dubhthaigh (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 08:30 am
As upsetting as it may be for you to realise this, Wendy, i will never fear or respect you. You will never be a threat to me, or anyone with much of a grasp of this game.
I recommend you repent and try and fit in. Be nice to people, friendly, try helping.
As a present, i give you this:
The weapons contained in your secured main capital (I can see the defense contained in any target in your empire).
Lascear
Lascear is the capital of The Philadelphian Liberation Station
Position 9.78°S 142.43°E
Population 9,707,120
Lascear is not damaged.
Image
The following weapons were detected at Lascear:
200 Anti aircraft missile batteries
200 Missile interceptor batteries
200 Defensive missile batteries
40 Armored vehicles
40 Jeeps
40 Artillery
40 Tanks |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 08:39 am
" have fun trying. :P"
Oh I will!
You see Jason, the funny thing about wheel-chairs is they don't mix with old man Winter very well...more like oil and water. So the snow is flying and I am trapped inside alot more, and boredom always sets in. This game can get to be draggin sometimes when you don't have a clear cut mission.
My mission is to take your gear. Mine along with all my Brothers and Sisters your Fed unfairly attacked. Oh I understand WHY you guys did...your scared of us, rightly so. But you didn't hafta be scared if you don't fuck with us. Boo.
Since your a no0b I'll refresh you of what my gang accomplished. We dismantled the most powerful fed on GR, (maybe in SC) We knocked down a total of 21 warhorses and lost 3 of our own. And that was with 5 of us. You just wait till January. yada yada yada...
What have you done other than hide under Sam and Barneys wing? Your their bich-boy, hope you know that...and there misguidance has led you down a path you won't recover from.
Blue 32, HIKE!
Dirt |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:19 am
your in a wheel-chair? damn man now you make me feel bad about decing on you.  |
| Austia (Golden Rainbow) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 12:46 pm
Dufus says what? |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 02:45 pm
"I recommend you repent and try and fit in. Be nice to people, friendly, try helping. "
Ha! All hail the False Messiah dubbly wubbly. Hail right.
You spamming attention whore why are you posting the defenses of a secured nation. What exactly are you trying to accomplish with that?
Oh right Sammy bought the LU server with 75K monopoly bucks so he could unsecure my nation to "punish me" You aren't threatening my account are you? LOL
"As upsetting as it may be for you to realise this, Wendy, i will never fear or respect you. You will never be a threat to me, or anyone with much of a grasp of this game."
Ha!! Even funnier. This statement would carry any weight if i actually cared who or what the Broke_Messiah respected or feared. You seem to need to feel important enough for me to want you to fear or respect me. If you do or don't then it is of your own doing.
?me *pets dubby*
You'll be fine
Green 19, HUT!, HIKE!!
Got em with the long count. Dubby you moved too soon. HAHA! |
| John R | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 03:06 pm
Quote:Thats BS. That account has been inactive for quite some time, and thats the risk you run when you pay for an account and then don't service it. Had she been active, the countries would have been respectfully left out of any and all conflict.
No, it is not. Although Ela has not logged into her countries, she has logged into the chatroom.
It is a risk, for which the insurance is to ask your friends to take care of them until your return. I may have missed the declaration, but I reacted once I saw it nonetheless. |
| FarmerBob | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 05:49 pm
I simply adore the sexual tension between Wendy and Dub. When you two lovebirds finally consumate your relationship, will you videotape it for us all?
Hate F*cks make the best porn.
Right Laguna, my love? |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 05:52 pm
"I simply adore the sexual tension between Wendy and Dub. When you two lovebirds finally consumate your relationship, will you videotape it for us all?
Hate F*cks make the best porn."
Farmer i thought you were of the more respectful mature of the SC bunch. What the Fack is wrong with you? Act your age big guy. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 05:52 pm
Why don't you video tape yourself. |
| FarmerBob | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 06:14 pm
26 years in the US Army, my dear. I am as great a perv as any. Just ask Laguna.
In the immortal words of Sergeant Hulka:
"Lighten up, Francis" |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:14 pm
agreed farmer, lighten up should be taken both ways.
A bit overboard for a level headed guy like yourself. |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:25 pm
LMAO...
Farmer, do you raise any sheep by chance? |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 07:38 pm
" your in a wheel-chair? damn man now you make me feel bad about decing on you. "
No worries man. I'm not always in the chair...usually tho.
Besides, had I not injured myself I would have never even found this game, let alone play it. I used to be an outdoorsy guy.
Its a way to keep using my mind when other junk doesn't work so well. |
| Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon) | Thursday, December 11, 2008 - 11:57 pm
You wont extort anything from me or Jason Dirt.
UC have won nothing but massive debt and inactives. We cleared out all high value UC targets with crap C3s. As more slip out we will only use C3's to take them out.
You guys rolled the dice and hit snake eyes.
You should have tossed Wendy publicly long before it went that far. I was not around for the war sadly but I have pwned each of you so many times its not even fun anymore. So why even bother? You offer no challenge. Its like arguing with retarded children.
Shout and rave on UC. Nuke the three abandoned C3's. You lost. We won. Eat me.
See you on GR. . |
| Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:03 am
Wendy reminds me of the stains in my undies.
I have more respect for those stains and would rather play with them.
I venture to guess most of you would rather as well????
See ya in another month for another tid bit. |
| Dubhthaigh | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:03 am
Oh Wendy my beautiful, come hither to me! Kiss my hand, my neck, my lips with thy tender own.
Alas! Thy reluctance betrays thee, you are but a coy wee lass, and i see through your most surly act.
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| John R | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:12 am
LOL... |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:28 am
LMAO |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:42 am
Name exactly WHEN you pwned me Sam!
Yoy have only taken 1 stripped down c3 from me so don't exaggerate please.
A c3 war it may be but your bigguns will stay in wp FOREVER if you wan't to keep them.
"Its like arguing with retarded children."
So you concur that you are going to be pwnd by tards? Thats great!
And yes, the GR campaign will be fun. I have millions of rounds of everything and they are gettin moldy. We also have several newly trained recruits that are itchin for a war. You'll get to know them soon enough. Either way it will add up to massive embarrassment for the LDI.
The UC is the dominant fed on GR and it has been extremely peaceful for that reason. Your fed however is in a steep downward spiral...save yourselves and comply with our demands.
Hello Barney! Glad to see ya back, kinda, hehe.
"stains in my undies"...damn man, need a few contracts from my Fruit of the Loom corps? Some soap perhaps? lol
My demands are still the same. Sell me countries.
Barney offered to sell me Compton and then sold it to Sam...which is being stripped. So you guys have fucked me twice, I won't be again. |
| Nute Gunray (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 02:39 am
Arise, Arise Warriors of THE BLUE TEAM!
Fell deads awake: fire, bombs and slaughter!
Missiles shall be launched!
Bombs shall be dropped!
A nuclear day, a red day ere the sun rises!
Fight now! Fight now!
Fight against the LDI!
Nute Gunray the Viceroy |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 04:02 am
"Its like arguing with retarded children."
sure is dirt! |
| General Dirt (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 04:22 am
Jason,
A few posts ago, and thru personal letter, you stated that you felt 'bad' about dec on me because of my disability. 2 game months later you declare war on some more of my GR empire. Once again you are talkin out both sides of your mouth, typical.
Oh well, I am glad that folks get to read this for themselves and see what an asshat you really are.
Watch out Wendy my love, Gayson is gunnin for your title! You gonna put up with this? lol |
| General Dirt (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 04:23 am
BTW,
AWESOME POST Jason! You sure are smart! |
| Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 06:24 am
1. I don't own Compton.
2. You tried to play me and failed you get nothing.
3. You took three undefended C3s and consider it a major victory. I took Cake with you at the helm. I watched you fumble around for a while before I did anything. 18 minutes start to finish. I used 1.3T worth of offense.
4. GR is a legitimate target as killing your economy, countries, and fedmates will end this foolish war. Cost is inconsequential. Time is inconsequential. Your continued disrespect has only given us motivation to fight instead of ignoring you. No more talking. |
| General Dirt (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 07:07 am
You took Cake with me at them helm huh? BS! BIG LIE BIG LIE! HAHA
Cake was near empty you fool.
Ask your good buddy Slock where I was when you were hitting Cake...I was busy killing 24 months budget worth of air wings.
I don't consider the c3s major just as I din't consider the Cake loss major.
I made a post giving you kudos and letting SC know that the score was
Dirt-4
Sam-1
All respect I had for you is slowly going away just like your empire is. FOOL |
| Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 08:37 am
Shhh you just got nuked 6 times on GR....In "your" house.
By two of the crappiest C3s Jason could concoct on such short notice.
I took out the irritating Nute C3 with forgotten weapons.
You spammed the board with your endless spin and complaints.
You have to move much quicker.
Less girlish whining and more fighting.
And stop the endless bragging about C3's.
I respect you as a person. I respect you as a fisherman.
As a player you are crap I wipe off the bottom of my boot.
Now clean up Jasons trash like a good little n00b.
Death to Asshats. |
| General Dirt (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 09:12 am
Large Nuclear War Disaster hits LDI 4
The measured strength of the impact was 0.5. 14716 persons were killed and 19079 persons were wounded. 190123 persons were displaced by the attack.
Hmmm....Yeah, Ol Jason nuked 3 undefended tax countries...good job man...way to go!
Oh yeah, his 2 c3s are at wi 33 or so now...only took a few minutes... |
| General Dirt (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 09:49 am
You took Nute out with forgotten weapons huh?
That maybe so but tell the good folks of SC that it took you guys 2 WHOLE weeks to do so.
GREAT JOB LDI!
HELLUVA JOB!
I smell smoke, oh, thats Jasons gear.
Dirt |
| jason (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 09:50 am
lmao what gear? hope you like beans. and the 2k+ nfp you lost on 2 junk c3s. |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:14 am
2k is a mear drop in the bucket young man. I have well over 100k or them tucked away, I'll introduce you soon.
BTW, I'm on to your lil game with the fortress' and I wrote Tom and Jozi. Me thinks this problem will be fixed soon.
To bad you hafta fight fair now.
Dirt |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:16 am
BTW-
I'm flattered than you 'beaned' me, really.
I started 'beaning' folks a year and a half ago, hilarious!
I also wised up and bought a buttload of bean corps...thanks for the moolah!
Dirt |
| General Dirt (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:19 am
Oh yeah, your gear.
You killed 2k nfp. Obviously you had some gear if you were able to kill that many, no? 2T ungarrisoned in each from my count...who knows what was garrisoned.
Doesn't matter tho, it was fun.
Wo0t
Dirt |
| jason (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:31 am
good glad you had fun more to come. |
| Austia (Golden Rainbow) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 12:18 pm
That's what she said. |
| Wendy (Little Upsilon) | Friday, December 12, 2008 - 02:26 pm
"Watch out Wendy my love, Gayson is gunnin for your title! You gonna put up with this? lol "
Never. I will not stand for! Down with you Jason! Down with you I say!!
LG has sabotaged me and since had a change of heart. I will now resume normal activities. LooL |
