| John West | Thursday, December 24, 2015 - 12:36 am 
Do you reside in the only dark place on the block this Christmas eve?? We give you this chance to light up the place with our NUCLEAR FIRESALE!!
THAT'S RIGHT!! Nukulear Miszyles for sale at competitive rate of 17 gold per 25 mizsyels!!!!!!! That's LESS THAN A COIN per MISSILE!!! Give and Ye SHALL receive!! Visit our showroom stockpile at Space Station Carina today!!!!! Grab your share before it's too late!!
Are you bored with symwurld????? GO OUT WITH A BANG !!!
or are you finding your symwurrld too boring??? throw in a KABLOOOOOOM !! !!! !!! !!! and mix things up!!!
Take this chance NOW to become the menace of you world ! !
Don't listen to those "experienced" people that say "nooks are for noobs"
Nuke em !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then see what they have to say !!
Concerned about competing corporations?? Refit them into a giant ashtray!!!!!
Region too stable that it's BORING you?? DESTABILIZE it with a push of a button !!
International stock markets priced too high than you'd rather buy at???? Knock those share prices down a bit with our excellent intercontinental STOCKSHOCK shattering products!!!
Worried about GLOBAL WARMING?? Reset the climate to GLOBAL [Nuclear]WINTER!!!!!!! With the sun effectively blocked by debris particles in the air, you'll not have to worry about rising seas for potentially HUNDREDS of years!!
Let it snow radiation this holiday season with the gift that keeps giving! NUCLEAR MISZILES!!!
Is the price of food below profitable levels? Send a wave of nutrient enriching seawaters to the fields of your competitors with underwater detonation!!!! Then buy the fields, rinse and repeat elsewhere!!
Bothered about that Tsunami barreling your way?? Or is the price of fish too low coming out of competing areas it's negatively effecting your fishing industry?? Evaporate select seas, and you'll have instant relief!!
Are there just too many useless eaters grazing about??? Give them something RADIOACTIVE to chew on with our RADON++ series products.
Mountainous terrain in the way of your ground vehicles? Remove them instantly with low altitude BOOM GROUND CLEARANCE series NUKEMISSILES!!!!!
Have your simitizens caught on to your scandals? Blind them with FLASH BANG NUCULOUS series MYSZILES
Do you just like to make things go BOOM?????
Afraid that strategic weapons could fall into the wrong hands, like illiterate warmongerers?? Secure them before somebody else does!!
The perfect holiday gift for a significant other, that'd you'd rather knock down a notch or ten to insignificant other.
Every missile HAND BUILT with LOVE by Byzentusi craftsman whipped regularly to provide high quality, affordable products.
Make an order now!! what are you waiting for?? SANTA???!?
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Come visit us at Space Station Carina today!!
DISCLAMER:
West Enterprises in no way condones improper application of products provided under any circumstances. Liability is transfered along with product to buyers. |
| jdlech | Thursday, December 24, 2015 - 07:17 pm
What an eccentric performance! |
| Novian | Monday, December 28, 2015 - 04:51 am
This is hilarious |
| John West | Monday, December 28, 2015 - 07:33 am
Here at West Enterprises we're still in a giving mood post holiday season, and we'd like to help YOU start this new year off with a LOUD BANG you can only hear once [as you may lose all capacity for hearing] !!! (remember your hearing protection folks!!)
For a LIMITED TIME you have this opportunity to acquire NUCULEAR MISZILES at the REDUCED PRICE of 13 COIN per MISZYLE !!! That's an EXCESSIVE SAVINGS of 4 COIN so you can burn it on other **[beeeep]*** you don't need!!
YES !! THAT'S RIGHT !! WE'RE MAD MEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We have recently upgraded our production process to provide excellently high-R quality NUCLEAR MYSZILES !! !!! ! ! !!
Our new production run is already far underway, utilizing new XSTREAMTEK technologies with XPANDED CAPABILITIES !! Meanwhile, to make room for the NEXTGEN series we offer you this LIMITED TIME SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY to build your stockpile at prices SO LOW you've got to be CRAZIER THAN US to let these pass you by !!!
NEW ADDED FEATURES ON UPCOMING NEXTGEN SERIES INCLUDE:
* SMARTPHONE DETONATION APP WITH ONBOARD REALTIME CAMERA
* REDESIGNED PROPULSION SYSTEM THERE NOW SOONER THAN LATER
* FUEL SYSTEM UPGRADED FROM OXYGEN TO SOLID HYDROGEN MEANS REDUCED CARBON DIEOXIDE EMISSIONS
* UPGRADED TARGETING SYSTEM FOR HIGHER PRECISION PENETRATION
* 100% STAINLESS STEEL EXTERIOR CHASSIS NOW FULLY RUST PROOF AND SUBMERSIBLE FOR EXTENDED PERIODS
* OPTIONAL CUSTOMIZABLE ELECTRONIC JAMMING ALLOWS MOMENTARY VISUAL AND AUDIBLE MESSAGES ON WIDE RANGE OF FREQUENCIES BEFORE IMPACT (ADDITIONAL COST)
* OPTIONAL SHARK TEETH PAINT (REAL SHARK TEETH EMBEDDED AT ADDITIONAL COST)
Reach out and touch somebody this new year !! Show how you really feel about them with a gift from the silos of [your country here] made possible from your friends at West Enterprises Worldwide Weapons Technologies !!! |
| Otaku Prince | Sunday, July 24, 2016 - 09:35 pm
Hey, can I light up a portion of Little Upsilon this Halloween? |
| John West | Monday, July 25, 2016 - 12:54 am
West Enterprises in no way condones improper application of products provided under any circumstances. Liability is transfered along with product to buyers. That said, we value your business! |
| MNSeize | Tuesday, July 26, 2016 - 12:08 am
LOL |
| Zen | Tuesday, July 26, 2016 - 05:33 am
The Zenovian Empire has a sale on nuclear arms as well. 10gc for 25 303q strategic hydrogen bombs. Currently 200 bombs on market. Highest quality nuclear arms on the space market. I must add anyone who actually uses one of my weapons in a war for me to examine the aftermath will be given a devastating reward.
"Nuclear defense batteries can intercept the nuclear bombs used by strategic bombers but at least two such batteries and two missiles are needed to intercept the attack and destroy the bomb." |
| MNSeize | Tuesday, July 26, 2016 - 06:16 am
@JohnWest @Zen @Aries
I appreciate the nukes :D I hope you guys are still offering or have exlusive offers for me when I get my paycheck this friday. |
| MNSeize | Tuesday, July 26, 2016 - 07:30 am
These purchases has renewed FIERY passion within me that I didn't knew existed.
I also have a BURNING desire to unleash these nuclear weapons.
When they receive these NUKES, they'll be eating FISSION CHIPS! |
