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Tom or Jozi -CHEATER ALERT- (Golden Rainbow)

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General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 10:40 am Click here to edit this post
Hello Tom and Jozi,

I am currently at war with LMAO 1-2 and LDI 2-3. They are owned by Jason, a member of LDI.

I was attacking the fortress' and noticed an unusually high amout of them, I quit counting them in 1 country at 230, there are many more. I suspect ALL of the LDI warslaves are set up in this fashion and it is plain and simple cheating. Once again a player, crafty suckers we are, has tricked the system and is exploiting it in war.

Please address this problem soon as these wars are live along with many, mnay more on LU.

Thanks for your time,
Keep up the good work!
Your game ROCKS!

Respectfully,
General Dirt

Montezumas Revenge (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 05:27 pm Click here to edit this post
LMAO!

This trick has been around for ever. As least since the Scottie Wars. So nice of you to finally catch on though, Dirt.

Edit: Oh, btw, you should ask Dizzy how it works. He does it with his Offense Bases.

Cheers.

General Dirt

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 07:54 pm Click here to edit this post
It may have been around for awhile but this is this 1st time I've encountered it.

I won't be asking Diz how it works as it is cheating.

Montezumas Revenge (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 08:38 pm Click here to edit this post
Not any more than the extra long name glitch/bug was cheating, nor the depopping bug, nor the way you used to be able to take out the air defense of entire federations under the old, old WE.

It's just another loophole that W3C needs to fix because they were/are too lazy to program right.

I'm sure you remember at least two of those three.

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 10:06 pm Click here to edit this post
I do indeed remember the extra long name glitch. I named a few of my countries extra long, weird names to complicate decing on them during the Great War...seems I stumbled on 1 of the said loopholes.
I had no idea that decs couldn't be placed and I'm glad they fixed it. I wasn't trying to exploit a loophole, just slow the enemy down.

I hope the GM fixes these bugs as the game just isn't much fun as long as folks use these loopholes to war. I don't use them so I don't expect my enemy to use them.

Dirt

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:10 pm Click here to edit this post
The war game should be stopped completely until all bug fixes are addressed as there are real assets on the line.

General Dirt (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 12, 2008 - 11:25 pm Click here to edit this post
I agree Wendy.


I wrote you doll!

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 01:14 am Click here to edit this post
Funny how Sam and Jason are SOOOO quiet in this thread. They are both so quick to comment in any other...

Nuttin to say cheaters?
Embarrassment already setting in?

This is the 2nd time the LDI has been caught up in cheating. The first time was when they came to GR in the Great War. I guess it wouldn't be completely fair to say the purposely cheated but they started new countries and immediatly dec on us...we couldnt retailiate because we were not allowed to attack players that are newer than 21 days...that didnt stop them tho...they nuked the piss outta us. GM rectified it quickly tho.


You have no honor LDI.


General Dirt


Dirt

Montezumas Revenge (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 03:38 am Click here to edit this post
As I recall, the early-deccing bug was not exploited once it was realized that the other parties could not fire back. I have no clue why you're playing the drama queen here when there is really no reason to.

I do not feel the need to list a litany of the things my opponents have done or the loopholes they choose to exploit. Needless to say, there are far more loopholes that remain undiscovered. Next thing you know, someone will be complaining about people who use the WE'd targeting priorities to their advantage.

jason (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 04:25 am Click here to edit this post
lmao way to go slock! btw dirt whats wrong can't take them?

Austia

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 05:48 am Click here to edit this post
Its not that I CAN'T take them, you think I'm a fool? Why should I waste my ammo?

It is in the process of being fixed. =)

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 05:52 am Click here to edit this post
Yeah thats crap. Stinky forts. Waste of ammo. I noticed the war index creeping up no matter how many forts are destroyed. Terrible

Daconia (Kebir Blue)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 11:03 am Click here to edit this post
Dirt, you know I respect you, but you don't think logging into others accounts is cheating? Even during the Great War I never let anyone log into my account or I into others. That was one of the biggest advantages you guys had...there was NEVER a time one of you wasn't logged in and therefore able to defend or attack with other people accounts...

I mean Jasons comment was directed to Dirt and Austia answers it! Please...

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 11:21 am Click here to edit this post
Hello Dac, long time doll!


Its a well known fact that Austia and I share a computer and sometimes we forget to log out/on to our own account before typing away in this forum.

My bad.

Now the Great War, ah yes. I did indeed put alot of time in this battle chair didn't I? I guess I can say I was "lucky" enough to have just had my 6th major back surgery before that war and I was chair ridden for along damn time. I was also so jacked up on pain-killers that sleep wasn't an option. Thats a shame huh, gotta be on drugs to be a great warrior. Sheesh.

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 05:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Real life intrudes so I missed this gem..


All is fair in love and war Dirt.

Take the countries or suffer the consequences.


Your choice.


Quote:

The war game should be stopped completely until all bug fixes are addressed as there are real assets on the line.




Wendy you two faced trollop. You can attack others hard work but when your shitty bought countries come under fire its suddenly a crisis.

Eat rads skank.



Keep these UC countries out of WP Jason. I am almost out of 21 day prison.

We will hammer them until they die, surrender or at least stop twitching.

HAIL LDI!

General Dirt (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 06:48 pm Click here to edit this post
"All is fair in love and war Dirt."

True Sam, but this is a game, not real war.
Thanks for admitting in public you cheat.
Also, Wasn't it you screaming bloody murder about the 'name bug'? Hypocrite!

Oh well, your lil secret is found and all shall be fixed.


Good God what a bunch of cheaters...soon to be whiners....


Here comes the tide Sammy, have your WP up?

Wendy (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 08:34 pm Click here to edit this post
"Wendy you two faced trollop. You can attack others hard work but when your shitty bought countries come under fire its suddenly a crisis." ~Sam_p00pin_Houston

Ha ha, you haven't touched ANY of MY slaves on gr. I had to declare on you all just to get some action on GR bud. You have not set up even remotely close to any of them, though this war was "ALL about ME" and "MY crimes". LOL They have been out of protecto for quite some time with the exception of "Queen of Battle" and thats just in case you ever try and get a brain and build something that can actually do something.

I am having fun nuking you since you can't play fair

Hostilities between The Philadelphia Complex and so much fun nuking you 2
The Philadelphia Complex fleet 'Bagarat' placed a nuclear attack on thats all you got so sad capital. On the side of so much fun nuking you 2 there were 915 casualties and 1400 civilians were wounded. thats all you got so sad is very severely damaged. so much fun nuking you 2 forces used 1 nuclear defense missile in the defense. On the The Philadelphia Complex side no losses were reported. The attack may have been reduced or eliminated by Anti Missile Missiles. so much fun nuking you 2 defense was assisted by the Garrison TG23 unit.

Hostilities between The Philadelphia Complex and so much fun nuking you 3
The Philadelphia Complex fleet 'Bagarat' placed a nuclear attack on LMAO capital. On the side of so much fun nuking you 3 there were 1172 casualties and 2187 civilians were wounded. LMAO is very severely damaged. so much fun nuking you 3 forces used 1 nuclear defense missile in the defense. On the The Philadelphia Complex side no losses were reported. The attack may have been reduced or eliminated by Anti Missile Missiles. so much fun nuking you 3 defense was assisted by the Garrison TG23 unit.


On LU you guys are a joke, you nuked one good country to crap, great play, failed to take it along with the ten others that are out of WP. Deal with the consequences you have. The same C3s you left are still plastering you guys, you can't beat me at my own game, I invented this remember n00b. You haven't improved on anything, you can't even get a shot off. You haven't so much as damaged one good country on gr using your crap tactics. Now you play possum and beg for us to endlessly kill forts you shouldn't even have. Please, you are some piece of work. I thought you were level headed but i see you are running out of ammo or spending space cause you are a bit touchy and quiet after being so mouthy Mr. Jihad. So much for your happy ending.

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 13, 2008 - 08:48 pm Click here to edit this post
Mr. Jihad. I like that! lmao

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 02:26 am Click here to edit this post
Err nuking C3s' Not much use. Far be it from me to explain war to you two geniuses. But meh go ahead if it makes you happy.

Why take your crappy "CEO Haven" Wendy ...snicker. It was in debt. Like your whole empire. We just killed the pop.

Barney was complaining he couldnt kill people on FB because of the name bug.

Me hell I don't give a shit. War is war.

This is the first two days of this and you wannabes are already crying. N00bs.

You wanted war...You demanded it. Here it is...

Shut the hell up and savor the flavor.





Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 04:17 am Click here to edit this post
"Err nuking C3s' Not much use."

Dude, you and jason have nuked my entire c3 slaves at least 20 times each and you are saying . . . what? You nuked and are still nuking nutes c3s and Dirts as well OVERE<===(is that how dub would say it? LMAO) and OVER AGAIN, why do you come out here and contradict yourself repeatedly? Its because its not just you posting as you, or you are just dumb. I "KNOW" its because you are dumb.

Tommy Gunz, was setup like a champ, I don't know how you all got nukes thru, but you did, you had a c3 right next door for ground invasion. But i am sure you did some recon and quickly realized that would be suicide, i had plenty of everything waiting for your troops to come commit suicide, and that IS the reason you nuked it, but you thought the nukes would wipe it all away, and there was still plenty of land and air defense and personel to man the stations, so you let the decs expire. This is a blood war, don't pretend you are being all generous. On another thread you accused me of attacking people's hard work, but you just nuked away CEO's corps out of spite, yet never really intending to take the country. Seems like you were targeting them rather than me. Typicla LDI ameche fashion . . .war thru proxy. That story gets old. Anyways thx for the gesture, I know I have to start killing corps again just to return the favor. Except the 20 corps I took out in slocks country today are his and not CEO's n00b. But when the nukes get thru . . .and they will cause i have amassed quite a few. It will be relentless until it is apparent I will overrun IRP. Tick Tock LDI SkumSukkers

Nute Gunray (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 06:38 am Click here to edit this post
Your attack has been launched. The target is for 99 % damaged. HMS Pinktator is very severely damaged.

Your attack has been launched. The target is for 99 % damaged. HMS Sam Houston is very severely damaged.

Your attack has been launched. The target is for 99 % damaged. HMS Lacerta is very severely damaged.

Montezumas Revenge of Little Upsilon aka slocketer say goodbye to your little ol navy. I thought you would know bettter than to float it near my hood. By the way my hood is wherever I decide to have a country. There is lots more bombing where that came from.


Close the city and tell the people that something's coming to call
Death and darkness are rushing forward to take a bite from the wall, oh

You've nothing to say
They're breaking away
If you listen to fools...
The Mob Rules
The Mob Rules

Kill the spirit and you'll be blinded, the end is always the same
Play with fire, you burn your fingers and lose your hold of the flame, oh

It's over, it's done
The end is begun
If you listen to fools...
The Mob Rules

You've nothing to say
Oh, They're breaking away
If you listen to fools...

Break the circle and stop the movement, the wheel is thrown to the ground
Just remember it might start rolling and take you right back around

LDI You're all fools!
THE BLUE TEAM Rules!


Arise, Arise Warriors of THE BLUE TEAM!
Fell deads awake: fire, bombs and slaughter!
Missiles shall be launched!
Bombs shall be dropped!
A nuclear day, a red day ere the sun rises!
Fight now! Fight now!
Fight against the LDI!

Nute Gunray the Viceroy

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 08:22 am Click here to edit this post
TommyGunz was deep in debt. We just wanted to kill your population. Which Jason did.

You had no CEOs due to your severe levels of asshattery and the fact no one likes you.

The War Index of In Rememberance of the Pinktator is 92.11. You monkeys have been hammering that coconut for a solid month. If you take it good for you. If not you tried.

I took out Crossdales country sold the ammo and dumped it if that's what you are referring too. If I wanted to ground invade you would know.

We voted and no one wanted your crap. Sorry.

Capone (Kebir Blue)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 08:36 am Click here to edit this post
Nute in a lewd naked pose: 25$

Nute in a hardcore gay pose: 30$


Using 3000 bombers to take out a navy that wasn't attacking you? Priceless.

You guys are so stupid, you make Corky look smart.

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 08:39 am Click here to edit this post
Nute lets post the whole clipping for the home crowd.


Hostilities between Meat Grinder and In Remembrance of the Pinktator
HMS Pinktator is very severely damaged. The In Remembrance of the Pinktator forces lost 5 navy missile batteries and 3 navy missile interceptor batteries. In Remembrance of the Pinktator lost 10 soldiers and 32 were wounded. The unit Sceptrum et Manus Iustitiae of Meat Grinder lost 1000 precision bombers.

Hostilities between Meat Grinder and In Remembrance of the Pinktator
HMS Sam Houston is very severely damaged. The In Remembrance of the Pinktator forces lost 5 navy missile batteries and 3 navy missile interceptor batteries. In Remembrance of the Pinktator lost 12 soldiers and 27 were wounded. The unit Georgetown of Meat Grinder lost 1000 precision bombers

Hostilities between It does not matter and In Remembrance of the Pinktator
No damage to HMS Sam Houston is reported. The In Remembrance of the Pinktator forces lost 5 navy missile batteries and 3 navy missile interceptor batteries. In Remembrance of the Pinktator lost 9 soldiers and 34 were wounded. The unit ouch of It does not matter lost 180 precision bombers

Hostilities between It does not matter and In Remembrance of the Pinktator
HMS Lacerta is very severely damaged. The In Remembrance of the Pinktator forces lost 5 navy missile batteries and 3 navy missile interceptor batteries. In Remembrance of the Pinktator lost 7 soldiers and 19 were wounded. The unit ouch of It does not matter lost 1000 precision bombers.


I could go on but you lost so many bombers it would be spam....I know it doesnt matter blah blah blah. LOL....

Crossdale

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 10:57 am Click here to edit this post
@Capone, common sense says if a fleet is within 5k of your country you attack it whether it is attacking you or not. Nute lost those bombers due to the movement of Sam's fleet, take notes idiot fleets within range must be attacked whether he took them out or not he's only doing what is supposed to be done. Try fighting a war for once or even fighting at all before you talk, oh wait you just might:)

Capone

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 06:02 pm Click here to edit this post
STFU you inept loser. How long you think it's gonna take before people realize you can't fight? Oh...well maybe they already do. :)

Go fuck yourself Dizzy, you piss poor excuse for a human.

Barney Rubble (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 09:32 pm Click here to edit this post
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNC0kIzM1Fo

Is that love or missiles? I get confused with the shape similarities and all:P

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Sunday, December 14, 2008 - 11:32 pm Click here to edit this post
OMG That song reminds me of the Love Boat. hahaha

Ms Claws

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 12:19 am Click here to edit this post
Too many forts?

That has been around for real life years, and the SC community convinced the GM to limit the number of forts allowed. Tho you can order more forts than are allowed IF you place your order before the fort limit is reached...

Anyway, it helps to kill all the pop centers, wait til the next game month and attack the pop centers again. You'll get a faster drop in the war index. You still have to kill lots of forts, but if you get your buddies to help you and drink some beers, you can turn it into a party.

Why am I commenting when I'm not involved?? Because my friends and I have killed off countries with thousands of forts. No joke. THOUSANDS. So I'm willing to give advice to anyone who is fort killing.

BTW if you ask Iki (she hangs out in IRC) about forts and Ginger, she has a story for you... if she doesn't curl up in the fetal position first from the memory of all those forts Ginger built.

She did kill them all tho. Go IKI!!

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 12:44 am Click here to edit this post
Hello Ms Claws! Long time!

Its NOT the fact that there are so many forts so much as the limit is suppost to be 100. I have 100 in each of my countries and not 1 extra. It may be true that the forts bug has been around forever but this is the first I've seen this. Hell, I fought with the AF, 21 countries in all and I have yet to see more than 100. Im sure the AF knew of this bug and chose not to exploit it...I find myself respecting the AF Boys and Girls even more because they fought honestly.


Way more than I can say about Sam and Co.

Capone (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 01:14 am Click here to edit this post
You're wrong dirtbag. We knew about it, but if you remember correctly, a truce was called after decs, but you asswipes decided to go anyway. you stole a 'victory' on gr, now its time for your just desserts....look to decambra, you notice who has my gem? look at the ceo lists, you notice who has them? all three of those entities combined have more military assets than your entire fed. dont forget to kiss my white fuckin ass on your way down bitch. thats my parting gift to you. good day

Nute Gunray (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 02:13 am Click here to edit this post
Hahaha I am ROFLMAO. It has taken LDI 19 days to take out an quote unqoute "undefended C3" My hats off to you Mr. Loose or Liquid Bowel Movements, er I mean Mr. Diarrhea er sorry let me get it right this time Mr. Montezumas Revenge of Little Upsilon I think this shows just how weak you and your friends at LDI really are.
LOL haha.


Quote:

In Remembrance of the Pinktator army takes full control in haha 2 weeks plus
After the attack, the president of haha 2 weeks plus is reported to have left the country and a new government approved by In Remembrance of the Pinktator has been nominated. Fort Belami is very severely damaged. Weapons based at Fort Belami may have been destroyed. On the In Remembrance of the Pinktator side no losses were reported. The attack may have been reduced or eliminated by Anti Missile Missiles.





@ other Liquid Dripping Intestines members and so called friends. I will shout it out to you since you all seem to be deaf or blind. IT DOES NOT MATTER THE LOSSES. I WILL SEND 1,000,000,000 BOMBERS TO THEIR DEATH. This is how it is Losses and wins do not matter, LDI crying about fires in their homes doesn't matter. This is war and more war,

Strangers from distant lands, friends of old... We have been summoned here to answer the threat of LDI. Little Upsilon stands upon the brink of destruction. None can escape it. You will unite, or you will fall. Each president is bound this fate, this one doom. You have only one choice. LDI must be destroyed. LDI's rampant outrages will be stopped. LDI will no longer be the despots of the Continent Lacerta on Little Upsilon. LDI wanted to lay claim to this Continent Lacerta, and try to make all others do their bidding. No more!

I did not have any problem with LDI until LDI decided to declare on me due to my association with someone they were mad at - namely Wendy. The fact that they wanted to declare on me, caused me to decide that they would pay and pay dearly. Deep is the abyss that the LDI has dragged me into. Yet it has a bottom, beyond light and knowledge. Thither we will come to that bottom at last. Then will the fire of LDI be quenched. We will fight far into the future to the point that time will hardly be counted. Ever LDI will battle me and ever I will respond in kind -- war for war. I will send countless C3s to their death. I will hew and stab at them till they all flee away to some other world. From the lowest dungeon to the tallest towers will I pursue LDI. When the sun shines fiecly upon the wings of my bomber, and all below on Little Upsilon is wrapped in smoke from the fires of war I will throw down my enemy with a huge crash. LDI will fall from their high place of self exaltation when I have smote them into ruin.

Arise, Arise Warriors of THE BLUE TEAM!
Fell deads awake: fire, bombs and slaughter!
Missiles shall be launched!
Bombs shall be dropped!
A nuclear day, a red day ere the sun rises!
Fight now! Fight now!
Fight against the LDI!

Nute Gunray the Viceroy

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 02:39 am Click here to edit this post
Medication might help that insanity Nut.

jason (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 05:29 am Click here to edit this post
lmao!

Tattooed Priest

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 08:13 am Click here to edit this post
I never realized that there is a fort bug. I once noticed I had more than 100 forts in one of my countries and never could figure out how the heck it happened. I really do wish I knew the tricks that the game vets like MsClaws and Yankee know. Compared to the greats, I am still such a noob :(

Austia

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 08:26 am Click here to edit this post
@capone

Hahahah! your such a loser! your barely on GR and your still talking smack. People like you make people like me feel better about ourselves.
Thanks Ameche :-)

Wendy

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 03:15 pm Click here to edit this post
"look who has my Gem", wha wha wha, "Im leaving before Wendy kicks my arse"

Its the same sad story . . .someone fighting for ameche, cause we all know HE SUKKS. War thru proxy, that story gets old.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 05:40 pm Click here to edit this post
Star 302 army takes full control in so much fun nuking you 4.

After the war, I have renamed the country "Jason is a Pathetic player"

John L--5 LDI-0

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 05:44 pm Click here to edit this post
Capone,

I see you are back to rolling it the slime of profanity and vulgarity.

You indeed are the worst mistake I made while I was in AF. My mistake was to promote you as Chairman of a great federation.

Pluto (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 05:52 pm Click here to edit this post
no no no , your worstmistake was betrayl :)

Capone

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 06:51 pm Click here to edit this post
John, LOL, actually the worst mistake you made was fucking me over. The rest will be happening soon.

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 07:05 pm Click here to edit this post
JohnL

Jason took a C3 and held the "mighty UC" off for four days. He nuked Dirt 10 times I believe. In your house.

So while pathetic describes your Fed it does not describe Jason.

You sir can take your post and cram it in your pompous, fat, overbearing, disloyal, treasonous, lying ass.

Polite enough for you?

To the rest of you scumbags.

If you bastards are crying over two c3s how loud will you scream over the 20 I have lovingly prepared you? LOL. w00p

And please nuke the 6 I have collected on Hercula Major. The island stinks of colostomy bags, treason, and defeat.

HAIL THE PINKTATOR!!
HAIL LDI!!

General Dirt

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 07:47 pm Click here to edit this post
"And please nuke the 6 I have collected on Hercula Major. The island stinks of colostomy bags, treason, and defeat. "

Nope, It smells of latex and shame. You may wanna lay off the parties there Sam. You may end up with a nasty itchy in your vag.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 07:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Capone and Sam,

How obvous can I be? Are you so thick that you do not recognize that I am not scared of you or of losing one or more countries.

Sam, I have chased you from GR to LU and still all I find are your countries in WP.

I will credit Barney for at least putting up some defenses in GR.

My empire in LU should be coming out of the 21 day war restriction this weekend. Enjoy declaring on them if you have the intestinal fortitude to do so.

Sam the Alamo has fallen and you were not there.

I challenge Jason to try to get any enjoyment from attempting to nuke any of my countries. I know how to put up an effective Nuke Defense. Nuke attacks on my neighbor are pathetic and cause little damage that I cannot repair in several game months.

Austia (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 11:11 pm Click here to edit this post
Pluto....Pluto....

What was that you said to me? Um..."I doubt you can find a link between me and your enemies"

Well, I knew you were Ameche's Gooch Warmer before I ever wrote you. Now you just make it easy.
The forums store a lot of Intel, you should read what you've Wrote before you try and be slick.

BTW-Wrong continent to choose for Home base.

Douche

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 15, 2008 - 11:53 pm Click here to edit this post
" no no no , your worstmistake was betrayl"

I hardly think John betrayed anyone. If anything, the AF betrayed HIM via the road it led him down.

JohnL put his beliefs and morals FIRST, even over the fed he loved, and that is most honorable.

I'm gonna go make an omlet.
Dirt

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 01:25 am Click here to edit this post
Kill . . .Kill . . . Kill . . .

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 03:28 am Click here to edit this post
Done and Done JohnL....Perhaps Dirtbag and Nut will bring their C3s out of WP and I can have a three for one special.....I have been looking forward to your debut.

No for GR its simple. We voted. We don't want your countries. We will work as long as it takes to roll all of you up. There will be no ceasefires, no surrenders, no buying back countries, when they are taken they will be stripped and dumped like trash.

I really don't have anything else to say to you scumbags so I am going silent for a few weeks. See you this weekend John. Well for at least 20 minutes....

See the rest of you here soon.

Nute Gunray (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 04:21 am Click here to edit this post
It has taken LDI 19 days to take out an quote unqoute "undefended C3" My hats off to you Mr. Loose or Liquid Bowel Movements, er I mean Mr. Diarrhea er sorry let me get it right this time Mr. Montezumas Revenge of Little Upsilon I think this shows just how weak you and your friends at LDI really are.
LOL haha.

Nute Gunray (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 04:22 am Click here to edit this post
Kill . . .Kill . . . Kill . .

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 06:06 am Click here to edit this post
Hey! Jason is not such a pathetic player. I took one of his country and he at least has the courage to declare to on my country. Jason are you so sure you belong with this LDI bunch?

Sam, I look forward to seeing you this weekend.

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 06:42 am Click here to edit this post
"I really don't have anything else to say to you scumbags so I am going silent for a few weeks. See you this weekend John. Well for at least 20 minutes...."

Goin quiet for a few weeks? Sam must be a member of "Urine Trouble Mister" cause that fed has been quiet for quite some time on GR. Better that way if you ask me.

Yankee (Fearless Blue)

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 04:43 pm Click here to edit this post
Just come to FB John, there is no secured mode there.

I find I'm alot more content there :)

Capone

Tuesday, December 16, 2008 - 07:07 pm Click here to edit this post
LOL

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 04:38 pm Click here to edit this post
I was originally correct. Jason is a pathetic player. He declared on me with one of his ragtag country and made no attempt to defend with the exception of 300+ fortifications. The country fell in less than a game month. I do credit Gen Dirt for having it softened up for me prior to my arrival into the war.

My score so far is: John L--6 LDI--0

Where were your nukes Jason? Where they sitting in inopperative bases and airports? OH! Yes it is impossible to launch any form of attack when your bases and airports are too damaged.

My message to the LDI bunch is if you don't want to play the game why don't you just leave it.

Sam, You are still welcome to declare on me in LU this weekend. I promise you I will not ignore your declaration and have you waste your time. I will defend with the limited assets I have been able to accumulate in LU. Do not expect me to dip into my wallet for a credit card to finance any wars. You will be playing for game assets and game assets only.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 17, 2008 - 04:41 pm Click here to edit this post
Yankee,
I may come to FB. There and anywhere else I find you I know you will be a better partner or opponent that the LDI bunch. I respect you for playing the game as it is meant to be played.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, December 18, 2008 - 02:05 pm Click here to edit this post
Jason,
What was the matter? It seems that 315 fortification did not stop my military in the first country. I just want to let you know that 600 did no better in the second. You might want to try 10,000.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 05:59 am Click here to edit this post
Jason,
I was not going to mention that you lost another country on GR, but your poisoned messaged changed my mind.

" Star 302 army takes full control in so much fun nuking you 2"

Your countries fall like hot cakes. And I laugh when I destroy your LMAO military installations.

John L (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 06:00 am Click here to edit this post
John L---6 LDI bunch----0

General Dirt

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 07:11 am Click here to edit this post
LMAO

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 06:15 pm Click here to edit this post
John L has officially obliterated 4 countries that have declared on my peaceful GR nations. Kudos, whatever you need, I am here to help anytime. Stand up guy that John L, a real stand up guy.

John L (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 08:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Jason,

One of your federation mate on LU messaged me that I publicly humiliated you which he believes caused you to revert to obscanities.

Now I know your weakness, that is something you never need to let your enemy know. Humilation galores are coming your way in quantities you have never seen before.

See who is laughing at who now. Clue, It's not you. LMAO

Capone (Kebir Blue)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 10:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Yes John, humiliation is your goal eh? Good. Very good to hear.

jason (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 20, 2008 - 11:59 pm Click here to edit this post
stfu jl. be seeing you soon.

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 03:25 am Click here to edit this post
I expected a better performance John. I wont crow over your humiliating defeat at the hands of some C3's. I am a better person than that.


I will say you defended as expected and got schooled.....by four C3s. In the middle of fighting 12 other wars.


21 days of bluster.....16 minutes of combat.....Not much fun.

Accept defeat.

Or next will be in your house. In front of your Fed. And a far more public nose rubbing.

John L (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 05:33 am Click here to edit this post
Sam, Jason,

John L---6 LDI---2

NO biggee!

John L (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 07:49 pm Click here to edit this post
Sports Newscast:
"In a great slam dunk victory members of LDI put the newly formed "opps" empire in the trash can where it belonged, LDI claimed a great win by stealing the debt of the Opps empire and taking it as their victory cup."

OK! I agree, I'm not good at playing the sportscaster.

John L---6 LDI Gang----3

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 08:23 pm Click here to edit this post
So when you take undefended C3s its a great victory...


When we roll you up while you are actively defending its no big deal...

Odd. You are a pathetic player.

jason (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 08:28 pm Click here to edit this post
lmao.

John L (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 21, 2008 - 09:45 pm Click here to edit this post
Sam,
Of course. If I take crap from you it is a great victory. If you take the crap from me it's still a great victory for me. It's all a matter of perspective. I take from you and I give to you.

Jason,
Come on there is nothing funny here. Get real.

PS: I'm the only one who is allowqed to laughs here. LMAO

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 08:20 am Click here to edit this post
An update on the original reason for the thread.

A letter from GM.

"Hi,



I am not sure this was answered although an engineer was looking into the issue.

I will have it checked again tomorrow and the engineer will mail you.



What I understand is that you have seen a country with more than 100 fortifications.



This should be impossible.



The gamemaster"


There ya go!
Thank you and good night you cheatin bastids!
Givem hell UC!


PS-Who says the power of the pen still isn't effective? I just destroyed thousands of LDI forts without firing a shot!

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 08:30 pm Click here to edit this post
This is a new letter stating how they will resolve this cheatin' issue. To whomever says the GM doesn't care or promote game fairness is off their rocker. GM has solved every issue I have brought before them in a timely manor...so hats off to them! Great game guys!

"Hi,



We have found out this morning that there are several countries with more than 100 forts.



We will now start cutting the numbers by 10 each game month (was 1) and

They will suffer money losses in the process as they pay for these fortifications

(all military bases have the same properties).



The change will be installed tomorrow and numbers will start to decline.

It will be in the game news too.



They do it either by contracts or by placing large orders.

We check max of 100 but we do not want to check all contracts and outstanding orders for all countries each game month which is very slow.

So now we will just reduce the numbers much faster if they are too high.

If anyone will succeed to increase number despite the reduction, we will start reducing by 100 each game month.



Number will decline to the max of 100, one way or another.



The gamemaster.


Goodnight sweetheart its time to goooo.....

Wendy (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 08:54 pm Click here to edit this post
Ya destroy em, or I may swoop down when 100 drop in an instant. :)

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 02:22 am Click here to edit this post
"They will suffer money losses in the process as they pay for these fortifications

(all military bases have the same properties)."

Ouch. I guess we get to watch Karma in action.

Illo 0210 (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 07:35 am Click here to edit this post
Yes that ought to fix em!

Johanas Bilderburg (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 10:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Oh no. The C3s that are 10T in debt will lose money....

OMG! Whatever will we do....

jason (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 10:17 pm Click here to edit this post
lmao

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 10:43 pm Click here to edit this post
I figured out what to do about the money loss problem...

Declare war.


Merry Christmas.

jason (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 10:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Woot WAR!

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 10:59 am Click here to edit this post
well, I'm not happy about your dec. My will for war has wained and yet you seem to have sent your mosquitos after my Bear. You chose the Cowards road to not challenge me to a gentalmen's war. Typical LDI tactics. I like to beat my opponents fair and square, that allows no excuses by the loser...Hmm..Oh well. fight long, Fight Good and may the best man win.

Respectfully flipping Sam the Bird and wafting it torwards him,
The Grand Poo-Bah.

Johanas Bilderburg (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 03:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Excellent. Perhaps you should think more carefully before opening your enormous oral orifice in the future?

Breaking off your finger and dipping it in BBQ sauce.
Sam

jason (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 05:47 pm Click here to edit this post
mmmm bbq uc,tasty.

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 07:58 pm Click here to edit this post
Be careful of that finger Sam. Thats my Brothers and I know what he does with it!

jason (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 08:01 pm Click here to edit this post
O_O

Barney Rubble

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 08:52 pm Click here to edit this post
He has "dirt" smeared on it....for flavor!:)

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 08:57 pm Click here to edit this post
A flavor that the LDI savors.

Merry Christmas guys! You all can eat my 'dirty' ass! lol

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 10:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Well, Sam. Words are just words. Your judgement comes by way of your actions.

unrespectfully doing the helicopter at sam,
The Grand Poo-bah

Barney Rubble (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 10:08 pm Click here to edit this post
Dirt says....

"Well, Sam. Words are just words. Your judgement comes by way of your actions.

unrespectfully doing the helicopter at sam,
The Grand Poo-bah"

_______________________________

Come on you guys. when you account surf try to remember which you are in! Its embarrassing to point these things out....snickers.

Is this dirt or the grand poo bah?

The Grand Poobah

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 11:01 pm Click here to edit this post
Sorry, it happens when one of us hops on to read the forum, but forget that the other is still signed in.

John L (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 07:03 am Click here to edit this post
Once again Sam has failed in his Golden Rainbow campaign.

In the Christmas War, Which Sam initiated he lost 5 countries in less than 24 hours.

I just have to tell about a funny incident during the final stage of the war.

I had painted his country with my invasion force. When the painting was done I moved my force back to the C3 I had them stationed in.

I took a nice break from the war and enjoyed Christmas dinner with family and friends.

When I logged back on, Sam was in the process of removing the orange in his country using about 6 Special Forces units. I moved my fully armed 1st Tank Division escorted with several Ground Defense Units back into Sam's country.

I laughed so hard when I saw his unit head back to it's base as quickly as possible, I almost forgot that his unit could move as fast as mine.
Then "Poof" his units vanished.

My original thought was that he had moved them into his Slave next door where my tank division could not follow. I now know he disbanded the unit.

But, I decided to find his Special Forces unit by looking up it's coordinates. I found one unit many miles away. At first not recognizing where it was I decided to find some attack helicopters of my own and to destroy his Special Forces Unit.
Finally, When I got his unit in my helicopter missile scope I recognized the country his unit was in..................

That was the funny part Sam.
Still ROFLMAO, His unit was in my country about 2600 miles away from it's home.
Poof, It was gone. This time from my gift to him. One Helicopter Missile right up it's exhaust pipe.

Score Board: John L---8 LDI Gang---4

General Dirt (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 11:58 am Click here to edit this post
Good work John!

I think the LDI girls are runnin' out of poop.


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