| SirSmokesAlot | Thursday, January 7, 2016 - 02:30 pm 
Wow someone just dumped alot of construction on the market. Is this causing a problem for anyone else??? |
| jammiebrown1978 brown | Thursday, January 7, 2016 - 08:26 pm
Hell yes its killn me |
| Roving EYE | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 01:24 am
get over it |
| John Smith | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 04:31 am
^^^^  |
| John West | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:31 am
BYZENTI REPUBLIC NEW NETWORK
Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: BRNN received a tip from an anonymous source that Great Britian's nuclear equipped dictator John Smith is holding a large group of construction workers hostage in a undetermined location. We are joined now with BRNN Crisis Correspondent Richard Burns to give us a update on the situation. What can you tell us Dick about what John Smith plans to do with the workers?
Correspondent Richard Burns: Good evening Sue, this is a potentially eventful scenario. The anonymous source reported to BRNN that the workers were forced by John Smith to construct some thing for less money than usual.
Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: Do we know what exactly they are constructing? Do you think this will have an impact on world economy or security? Tell us what's really going on, Dick.
Correspondent Richard Burns: I think it's a great time to buy construction. Of course John Smith is using the workers to construct nuclear armaments. Why else would he capture so many construction workers, Sue? I've heard that radiation can be lethal. To just take the workers at the barrel of a gun seems like most cost effective way to go about building a nuclear stockpile, rather than investing in radiation suits.
Anchorwoman Sue Ridge: Of course that's exactly what's going on. Our hearts go out to those workers being held by John Smith. Next, we investigate the claim by Senator Candace Spencer that President West drinks too much on the job.
THIS HAS BEEN A BRNN SPECIAL REPORT. |
| Aries | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:34 am
BRNN blows. I am going to change the channel. Anyone know how to work this crappy remote? |
| John West | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:45 am
What if I told you,
there is no remote ?? |
| Aries | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:47 am
Is there is a spoon? |
| John West | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:54 am
No of course there is no spoon either LOL |
| Zen | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 11:49 am
Spoons eh? I saw a video on death by a spoon. Took years to kill the guy... but... it's the most painful death one could ever endure. If spoons were a weapon in simcountry... they'd be much much worse from any nukes someone could drop. You wouldn't even need ammo for em, 1 man crew. 100% kill rate on any defensive unit. 0.001 hit rate from helicopter missiles. It'll revolutionize warfare on simcountry. Whoever owns the most spoons wins. You could even make spoon mobiles. I'd be terrified by anyone with a spoon, immediate surrender. Tens of trillions spent on spoons every game month. The demand would grow to levels none have ever seen in the history of this game. Entire empires and enterprises would build nothing but spoon corps. The new most profitable product in simcountry. Screw being a diversified economy. Just build spoon corps. I need a life. |
| John West | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 06:52 pm
You forgot to point out that you should supply poison for spoon to have max combat effectiveness. |
| jdlech | Saturday, January 9, 2016 - 10:48 pm
That's it. My next company will produce Bohemian ear spoons.
Brilliant!!! |
| Jonni | Saturday, January 16, 2016 - 04:39 pm
I wish I hadn't googled that. I think I have Post Traumatic Spoon Disorder now.
brb eating soup with a fork. |
| SirSmokesAlot | Sunday, January 17, 2016 - 01:39 am
I too googled and watched part of that. I don't think I will ever be the same. |
| John West | Sunday, January 17, 2016 - 03:43 am
I just found some spear?? I don't get it
Edit: ok YouTube is where it's at. I'm not going to click on ANY of those videos . . . |
