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Thursday, May 29, 2008 - 06:33 am  And nobody takes group baths anymore
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| Friday, May 30, 2008 - 08:39 pm that's because too many people peeed in the water. does peed have two, three or four e's? or does it end in ied?
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 03:49 am you bathe with the wrong people
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 02:59 pm P(i)ee(ee)d water?... Nonsense. We bathed ourselves in the finniest of belgian chocolates and purest of Coca-Colas.
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 03:21 pm guess i better stay out of the wading pool, huh.
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 03:52 pm I would just avoid bathing in water altogether. You can bath with us in our chocolate and Coca-Cola, but you must bring gummy bears.
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 04:40 pm don't like gummy bears. what about bring a little malt?
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 04:48 pm /me closes bathtub borders to Parsifal No deal. Either gummy bears or sugar.
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| Saturday, May 31, 2008 - 08:51 pm okay, sugar. gummy bears stick my bridge.
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| Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 06:09 pm Who the hell is "we"? In about half a month three (3) players reacted. This is and will be a "Kebir Blue in memoriam". (Thank you for adding my article to it by the way) And don't start about the shy players who don't post. They only exist in YOUR head or MY *ss. Thank you and good day! (I'll bb when I need to ventilate some more examination stress)
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| Sunday, June 1, 2008 - 09:21 pm \Barney plays taps..... Poor, poor KB. Perhaps all the "group bathing" has created a populace of "well sated" sim-citizens to numb to banter with one another, either in jest or hostility. Ah, KB must be full of vigorous and generous lovers.
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| Monday, June 2, 2008 - 02:39 pm /me slaps Ambiorix You are part of the "we"! Yes... I remember of at least one occasion where you joined me, Jo, Muldoon, Ace, Calloe, Zappa and many others in a chocolate bath. ; ) Better three than none... I was wondering if I should have added that article or the one you wrote about a kazblokistanian(?) soldier. I didn't wish to intrude much, so I sticked with the one posted here. In my head or your ass, my ass! They do exist! They do exist! Just wait and see... The moment I spread this pixie dust, they'll show up in the same way Bill Clinton pops up when you mention fat chicks. /me punches Barney These cabana-boys are my property!
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| Tuesday, June 3, 2008 - 02:53 pm Well well, looks like some of the old guard (or should that be old foggies?) are still clicking their little mice on this game.  Seems everyone, including me, has gone into sim-hiding for some time. Hope your all well.
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| Tuesday, June 3, 2008 - 08:27 pm IF doing more then just golfing, with guys on the golf course did it for me Laguna, my little pretty...I'd be your Cabana dude! Thanks LG, for mentioning Old Brince at the top of this thread! Going to be 38 the 13th of this month. I'm getting old. And because of the declining dollar, I wont be able to particapate in a belgian chocolate bath, but we got plenty of icecream to bath in, as our biz aint doing so good. Sure We got icecream, and we got trucks, but the portugese peeps dont know what to make of the Music blarring from the loud speaker!
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| Wednesday, June 4, 2008 - 06:25 am Oh Brincey, we'd love to see you in a hula skirt. Are you a groundhog who finally stuck their head up? Where's the luau? Haven't heard of much tail-brushing from the fuzzies, either, they used to get together to groom and fluff quite often. I will bring pineapples, seems to be rather an overabundance of them this year.
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| Wednesday, June 4, 2008 - 08:04 am And hey, you are at your prime. 38 is nothin'. I'm 55.
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| Thursday, June 5, 2008 - 07:05 am HIYA ZAPPA! My Prime eh? Well, I havent lost my hair on my head which makes me feel better about the patches on me back...so maybe your right! And I'm just starting to get those sexy crows feet,... but in a hula shirt, its going to be a stretch! LOL! How ya doing babe? IT's a bit boring here on KB..maybe I should claim no loyality to any fed and pull a emory...and just attack EBBY! Then put a 20.00 dollar bounty on his head to live'n it up. Play devil's advocate, throw in some old alliances, friends, and guys with a reason to war....Well we could grand stand WG and GR for nuclear holocosts!!!!!! lol! Protectorate's had ...what is it? 250 plus some years of never losing a WAR and being around never doing anything really. hehehehehe! With no serious attempts to get it...really. *Loads bowl* *Opens beer* *And then covers EARS* lol!
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| Saturday, June 7, 2008 - 06:09 pm HAHA Brince, it is great to the clown prince of nazi killers back in some kind of role here. Been a while man. Anything you need, contact me at commonwealth of centura donna, main. Also, still got a couple of your countries if you are interested in returning to that capacity. Good to have you back man.
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| Sunday, June 8, 2008 - 05:49 pm Well, since no one is writing and I need to ventilate some examination stress here are some pointless sentences put together by that zorridor. Remix added by Ambiorix The Great. By Zorridor slayke: A call to arms people of simcountry listen to me! it is time to stand up and fight for our freedom for too long the protectorate and its former chairwoman have terrorized you and i into submission with no chance of freedom unless we were to join the ranks of the protectorate or one of its allies. until now! now that klarina is gone we finally have a chance to be free a chance to expand our countries however we so desire a chance to have an economy and a strong army with no limitations on how strong it can be or how much it can conquer and a chance for choice, choice to decide what u want when you want and how you want a choice in how u run your country(wether you ruin it or expand it)it'll be your decision and the only thing that lies in our way to that goal is the protectorate and they r no match for you they think they can still scare us into sub,ission well lets prove those bastards wrong! lets show them what happens to tyrannical federations or any fed that dares try to break the spirit of freedom that burns ever fiercer in our hearts and when the protectorate sees our armies marching side by side and shudde AND WHEN THEY GAZE UPON OUR FLEET THAT STRETCHES ON INTO THE HORIZON! WHAT WILL THEY SEE WEAK AND DEFEATED PRESIDENTS MAING A FEEBLE STAND, NO THEY WILL SEE WHAT TRUE COURAGE AND TRUE JUSTICE THAT YOU HAVE BROUGHT DOWN UPON THEM. THEY WILL HEAR THE RATTLE OF OUR GUNS AND THE ROAR OF OUR JETS AND THEY WILL KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! BY THE COURAGE OF OUR HEARTS AND THE STRENGTH OF OUR CAMARADERIE AND BY THE HOPE OF THOSE THE PROTECTORATE ENSLAVE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PREPARE TO RETAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURSM,OUR FREEDOM OUR PEACE, PREPARE FOR THE LAST WORLD WAR PREPARE FOR BATTLE PREPARE FOR TRUE FREEDOM! if you wish to join us in our victory click on my name and send me a message and we will welcome u no maatter what your background was
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| Sunday, June 8, 2008 - 05:54 pm Wow, if this was written in Arab I would have really thought this was Al Quaida recruiting. People of Allah, listen to me! It is time to stand up and fight for Allah and our Sharia. For too long the Western dogs and its former chairwoman Bush have terrorized the people of Allah into submission with no chance of Sharia unless we were to join the ranks of "sell-oil-for-almost-nothing-to-Americans federation" or one of its allies. Until now! Allah mhkbar! Now that Bush is gone we finally have a chance to introduce Sharia everywhere! A chance to expand the Allah-abiding number of countries however we so desire a chance to have an economy to wreck and a strong army of drunk brainwashed mutant zombie monkeys with no limitations on how cruel it can be or how much gayness it can hide and a chance for choice, choice to decide what u want - Allah or Allah - when you want - always or always - and how you want - with chocolate sauce or creme fraiche -. A choice in how you praise Allah (whether you do it 3 times per day or only once and get executed). It'll be your decision! The only thing that lies in our and Allahs way to that goal are the power rangers and they are no match for Allah. They think they are cool... well lets prove those bastards wrong! Lets show them what happens to tyrannical parts of the world or any power ranger that dares try to break the spirit of Sharia that burns ever fiercer in our hearts and in your WTC towers. The power rangers will see our armies marching side by side and make gay love like never before. WHEN THEY GAZE UPON OUR FLEET THAT STRETCHES ON INTO THE ETERNAL FIELDS, WHAT WILL THEY SEE? WEAK AND DEFEATED PRESIDENTS HAVING AWFUL ONE NIGHT STANDS? NO THEY WILL SEE TRUE SUCKASS ONE NIGHT STANDS AND TRUE SHARIA THAT ALLAH HAS BROUGHT DOWN UPON A MIDDLE AGED TRADER ABOUT 1100 YEARS AGO. THEY WILL HEAR THE RATTLE OF OUR WHIPS AND THE ROAR OF OUR MOST VIRIL SOLDIERS AND THEY WILL KNOW WHAT WE CAN DO! BY THE COURAGE OF OUR HEARTS AND THE STRENGTH OF ALLAH AND BY THE HOPE OF THOSE THE POWER RANGERS ENSLAVE. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN PREPARE TO RETAKE WHAT IS RIGHTFULLY OURS: OUR SHARIA OUR PEACE, PREPARE FOR THE LAST WORLD WAR PREPARE FOR BATTLE PREPARE FOR TRUE SHARIA! CHOP OFF THOSE LIMBS! If you wish to join us in our victory click on my name and send me a message with your password and account info and Allah will welcome u no matter what your background was. Allah mahkbar! (The author never intended to offend the Islam, rather the idiot who wrote the original message)
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| Monday, June 9, 2008 - 05:00 am \makes funny tounge noise that females make in the middle east after being throughly arroused from a nationalistic stand point. \lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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| Monday, June 30, 2008 - 12:47 pm This one's for Klar; History of The Protectorate The Protectorate was founded, 2424 Era of The Warring States 2431 - 2332 The Admittance of carland and Untied Indiana plunges the federation into a "virtual" civil war, due to the war treaty. Freedom Guard and Allied States attempt to maintain the peace. Coup - 2432 cole and carland cause chaos within The Protectorate by attempting to remove several nations who support the Freedom Guard leadership of the federation. At the same time, they attempt to seize power. Allied states takes preventitive action, maintaining the federation's government. In retaliation, several member states lobby for the expulsion of carland and cole. Phoenician War 2434-2435 Phoenicia attacks Degerabane and declares war on several members of The Protectorate. The federation responds swiftly and brutally, with several members attacking and crippling Phoenicia. The Allied-Progression Empire plays the largest part in the millitary assault. Ultimately, Phoenicia falls an is absorbed into the Empire. The Micron Bollero Cold War - 2436 The president of Phoenicia returns as the president of Revenge is Mine and begins to make threats against Freedom Guard. Freedom Guard begins to stock up offensive weapons in case of the outbreak of war. The situation is resolved, however, when the president of Revenge is Mine admits his country cannot suppoert a war of such magnitude. The Imperialism Conflict - 2438 Republic of Freedom (Formerly Revenge is Mine) declares war on Freedom Guard, claiming to want to end the nation's Imperialistic ways, even though Freedom Guard has no empire. The Protectorate responds by enacting the war treaty, plunging the federation into war. Many nations are involved in the conflict, with Swiss and Freedom Guard taking the brunt of the attack, massing a total of $E 2T damage between them. The offensive forces of Freedom Guard, Swiss, Degerabane and Allied States retaliate, with Allied States dealing the final blow in the conflict. The war is won, but with a great cost to the economic and military strength of The Protectorate The Isolationism Era 2438-2441 The two main military powers of The Protectorate (Allied States and Freedom Guard) adopt an isolationist stance in order to allow their militaries and economies to recover from the latest conflict. Both nations withdraw from world affairs in the hope of preventing more wars. Era of Peace 2442-2460 For several years, the federation continues to develop in a quiet political environment. With the addition of new world powers, The Protectorate is in a stronger position than at any point in its short, turbulent history The Zodiac Conflict - 2460 The Era of Peace comes to an end when Zodiac Empire declares war on Kaimeia A Seere, the enactment of the war treaty plunging the entire Federation into war. However, the Seere empire rapidly deals with the issue, and the conflict is a resounding victory. The Second Cold War - 2462 Imperial State turns renegade, revealing itself to be ruled by the former ruler of Revenge is Mine. A sudden military buildup results in an attack on Allied States, before Imperial State removes itself from the game. The Rugerian Crisis - 2490's The Auriga Bella Treaty Organisation (ABTO) crumbles under an attack from the Ruger Empire, Liberal Kingdom falling before the world could act. Members of the Economic Powerhouse (EP) and The Protectorate call for a boycott. The Kantarian Empire (independant) and EP declare war. The Protectorate declines the opportunity to follow after the Seere Empire and Congenia defect (The two nations state they will NEVER attach The Protectorate), leaving The Protectorate weaker than at any other point in its history. The remaining major military powers of The Protectorate prepare for war as Ruger threatens the membership of the federation. However, the whole incident grinds to a halt as the Rugerian economy starts to crumble from such rapid military expansion. Ruger then leaves KB. The Protectorate begins a period of quiet recovery after a series of events that shook it to its very core. The Jonzberg Conflict - early 2500's The small nation of Jonzberg declares war on Alberta and launches a series of unprovoked attack. With the war treaty triggered, The Protectorate manouvers its navy to the coasts of Alberta and Jonzberg. Diplomatic contact is opened with Jonzberg and the Holy Roman Empire, the federation to which he belongs. The communications efforts are rewarded with insult and agression, and The Protectorate declares war on the Holy Roman Empire. Some member nations of the Economic Powerhouse also join the assault. Jonzberg ultimately surrenders, the rest of the federation following suit. The Protectorate has proven to itself and others that it is still capable of decisive military action. Founding of the Interfederation Security Agency (ISA) - 2509 The ISA is founded in the hope of providing intelligence and information to improve the security of The Portectorate and her member nations. The Era of Progression - 2500-2572 The Protectorate continues its usual style of quiet progression with few real incidents occuring. One or two troublesome nations pop up, but prove to be little more than an annoyance. This era of federation history is marked by the inclusion of several new empires and nations into the federation, as well as the strengthening and consolidation of the older ones. The Makista Incident - 2560 The nation of Makista, ruled by genemory, sneak attacked the Yorkshire Elanthia Pact. In response the Yorkshire Empire and Madisonia Empire both declare war and remove the nation from genemory's control. The Genemory Massacre - April 2572-October 2572 The 3 nation empire of genemory places a bounty upon the head of Yorkshire Elanthia Pact in response to an earlier conflict in which a nation was taken out of genemory's empire for a declaration of war. In response several empires of The Protectorate swing into action, seizing all 3 nations of the offending empire. In a matter of months The Protectorate has brought the conflict to a swift conclusion. Members of The Protectorate involved in this conflict are the Freedom Guard Commonwealth, the Madisonia Empire and the Two Six Charlie Empire. The RedMoon Incident - October 22nd 2591 And international incident between the Freedom Guard Commonwealth and Empire of Azlar is sparked when RedMoon Oil (FoA's Enterprise) retaliates verbally to the FGC's reaquisition of an Interceptor Missle corporation. The incident is amplified when RedMoon Oil places a hostile bid on an electricity corporation in Commonwealth Canadia. Seeing a major threat to FGC assets, the Commonwealth declared war against the Empire of Azlar. In a month that will no doubt be known be remembered for quite some time by citizens of The Protectorate, Empire of Azlar declared war on Commonwealth Canadia and Fleur Blanche, triggering several war treaties. The war was resolved when the Empire of Azlar stepped down. The Expansion Era - 2591- The Protectorate grows and expands its' influence all over KB. New and old member alike enjoy a relatively quiet era of peace as the next century begins to unfold.
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| Monday, June 30, 2008 - 01:06 pm Great summary!
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| Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 11:00 pm We need a "State of the world" address for KB. Is this world really in trouble? What are the long term concerns? Is the player base declining? Is this a quiet little world that is stable, or a quiet little world, on a ventilator, needing an influx of players? It seems nothing comes out of KB any more. Barney
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| Sunday, July 13, 2008 - 11:06 pm State of the World Address, Kebir Blue. Don't be fooled, KB has many vets who just play their own game. They, for the most part wish to be left alone, but am sure that they are most ready to defend themselves. An influx of good players is always wanted, but the noobs seem to find it boring. That's basically the gist of it.
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| Thursday, October 23, 2008 - 07:56 pm I was talking with Nimz the other day, in #simcountry, about how players used to roleplay far often than those of today. I then recalled this thread and I've decided to give it new air. Together with this one, I'm also starting the thread Time Machine on the general forum. To expand the vast, endless, rich portfolio of simcountrian literature and seeing as I am studying Pessoa's poetic theory, we shall all have to settle with a crackpot poem. To the west an alluring land defines, Of gentle sands and delicate wines, Crowned with northern high peaks, And blessed with southern slow weeks. In this calm western land, Proud origin of brave stand, The silent summer wind returns the free kings free of concerns. They bring colorful, ludic dreams, To spread the wished sun beams, Elements of all holy aspirations, Elements of all magnific creations. This is a place for heart and soul To express themselves as a whole. A place as immense as the skies, To the west an alluring land defines.
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| Friday, October 24, 2008 - 05:35 am I'll take all your chem msl's in AA gun.
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| Saturday, October 25, 2008 - 01:00 pm /me slaps Brince /me slaps Ambiorix /me doesnt even go to slap Jhon R I feel so used ! .. no contact  Brince .. nice to have you back man! I realy like this idea of the RP .. some of them posts above are seriously funny ;) Owen
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| Thursday, October 30, 2008 - 03:22 pm I remember the good old days when we actually had to fight for our existance. The game was fun and challenging. Then we got secured mode. Pfft.
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| Tuesday, November 4, 2008 - 11:36 am what happened to our hippy? i have tones of weed for sell at rock bottom price.
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| Saturday, March 30, 2013 - 03:31 pm And The Protectorate still runs on. Read and ingest the history all you pretenders to the throne on KB. Long Live The Protectorate.
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| Saturday, March 30, 2013 - 04:21 pm $(%&\#%!... My initial post was deleted and I don't ****** remember what I wrote! That's why I wrote it in the first place! I hope I kept a copy somewhere...
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