| King Xenu (Kebir Blue) | Sunday, February 21, 2010 - 06:59 am 
The Marcabian Empire has an abundance of well behaved LLWs and MLWs ready to be transported to your country to alleviate your blue collar worker shortages.
In exchange, we will accept your overeducated intellectuals, many whom will be sent to the world renowned Marcabian Re-Education Camps... err, Academies where they will be taught that a cat can be a dog, a snake, or whatever we say it is. We will accept your teachers (especially the difficult to deal with Universtiy Teachers), your health care professionals (morphine addicted Senior Doctors seem to do especially well in our re-education academies) and of course your High Tech Executives, Engineers, Upper Level Management and anyone else you need to get out of the way to make it to the top.
Choose from one or more of the following countries in the Marcabian Empire:
Greater Marcabia
Marcabian Economic Zone
Marcabian Shores
Resortcabia
Western Marcabia
Volcanoland
We look forward to hearing from you soon!
Sincerely,
X
The Marcabian Empire: World Leaders in Re-Education |
