Josh | Sunday, March 30, 2014 - 03:24 pm After the unprovoked attacks and saber-rattling against the peace loving citizens of Cat Goes Meow, the parliament of Dog Goes Woof has authorized the use of economic sanctions and limited military force be used against the country of Moneyville. The KB Security Council has already authorized sanctions regarding Moneyville's strategic forces, and these additional sanctions will target the country's manufacturing sectors. Dog Goes Woof hereby gives Moneyville 72 hour notice to seize all hostile behaviors or additional sanctions and/or additional military actions may be authorized. The original sanctions and terms of peace that were placed upon Moneyville were supported by The Unique Federation, however, these additional measures are solely endorsed by only the government of Dog Goes Woof. Any future military action is to be considered as Dog Goes Woof's right to peacefully exist and defend itself against rouge countries such as Moneyville. Dog Goes Woof will continue to provide its citizens with the highest level of security and quality of life that most developed and civilized countries of KB have come to expect from their respective government. Again, these additional measures are not endorsed, along with this statement, by The Unique Federation of KB. Updates will follow as necessary. Autey President of Dog Goes Woof |