| ROBERT E LEE | Wednesday, December 4, 2019 - 05:11 pm 
Based on Dubletar Marxis Communist's response to my previous letter, I believe it's safe to say that Dubletar is capable of going berserk without notice. As a preliminary, I want to promote trust, a questioning attitude, and a receptiveness to raising issues. If an attempt to leave a generation of people planted in the mud of a small-minded world to begin a new life in the shadows of Dadaism isn't primitive, it certainly is simple-minded.
I don't believe that power corrupts Dubletar but that Dubletar corrupts power. Speaking of corruption and power, I can no longer get very excited about any revelation of Dubletar's hypocrisy or crookedness. It's what I've come to expect by now. He shouldn't cashier anyone who tries to inculcate in the reader an inquisitive spirit and a skepticism about beliefs that Dubletar's underbosses take for granted. That would be like asking a question at a news conference and, too angry and passionate to wait for the answer, exiting the auditorium before the response. Both of those actions spoon-feed us his pabulum. Dubletar truly believes that his blessing is the equivalent of a papal imprimatur. I hope you realize that that's just a temulent pipe dream from a froward pipe and that in the real world, Dubletar wants nothing less than to irrationalize thinking on every issue, hence his repeated, almost hypnotic, insistence on the importance of his filthy rantings.
I'll give you an example of this, based on my own experience. As you know, Dubletar's jobations are continually evolving into more and more cynical incarnations. Here, I'm not just talking about evolution in a simply Darwinist sense; I'm also talking about how we and Dubletar unmistakably need to call a truce on our arguments over Machiavellianism. Unfortunately, Dubletar will refuse to accept any such truce, as his whole raison d'être is to promote Machiavellianism in all its capricious forms.
You'd think that someone would have done something by now to thwart Dubletar's plans to immolate our freedoms on the altar of exclusivism. Unfortunately, most people are quite happy to “go along to get along” and are rather reluctant to stimulate honorable, thoughtful, and practical action. It is imperative that we inform such people that Dubletar has been known to “prove” statistically that genocide, slavery, racism, and the systematic oppression, degradation, and exploitation of most of the world's people are all utterly justified. As you might have suspected, his proof is flawed. The primary problem with it is that it replaces a legitimate claim of association with an illegitimate claim of causality. Consequently, Dubletar's “proof” demonstrates only that despite his self-image as the primary civilizing force of modern times, the virus of materialism took control of our country's political life long ago. Now, thanks to Dubletar's assertions, that virus will continue to spread until no one can recall that Dubletar's announcements are certainly overbearing. However, for many theorists in the humanities today, the key issue with his announcements boils down to one question: Why does Dubletar have to be such a party pooper? The key to answering such questions is to realize that for Dubletar, all roads lead to lexiphanicism.
It is no news that I don't need to tell you that I doubtlessly don't want to have to listen to Dubletar's amoral, moralistic billingsgate. That should be self-evident. What is less evident is that Dubletar's precepts are waspish. They're weapons-grade waspish. If waspish were architecture, Dubletar's precepts would be the Parthenon. To restate that with less grandiloquence, Dubletar is the secret player behind the present, smarmy political scene. He must be brought out from behind the curtain before it's too late, before his legates introduce more restrictions on our already dwindling freedoms. One final point: Dubletar Marxis Communist's proposed social programs violate the rational, enlightened claims of their own enunciatory modality. |
