| John Galt | Thursday, October 3, 2019 - 02:08 am 
Reports of civil unrest are coming in from Dixie Land, a backwards nation from the savage lands of Centura Donna. Initial reports state that the rioting is due to a lack of quality toilet paper. Only single ply is available, and the people are demanding two ply or higher. LDI special forces have been airlifted into the country to protect our vital military installation on the southern coast.
p.s. don't be alarmed Robert. Just practicing overseas logistics  |
| John Galt | Thursday, October 3, 2019 - 02:16 pm
The savages are pounding at the gates!
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| The_Wicked_Lady | Thursday, October 3, 2019 - 03:37 pm
Oooooooooooooh something MUST be done!!!! 1 ply will NEVER do! TWL to the rescue! Airdrops some soft, cushy soft 2 ply "xxxx tickets" to my beloved General Lee! :-D
https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=bears+toilet+paper+commercial&view=detail&mid=0FFD9D9D925224EA5C350FFD9D9D925224EA5C35&FORM=VIRE
Be sure to copy/paste link to your browser, Lee, to get the full importance of how this can make your peeps happy and calm!
May your peeps forever "Enjoy the Go."
Muahs!
TWL |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Friday, October 4, 2019 - 03:44 pm
OMG - I've had to put an All Points Bulletin out on Lee! He's been missing since this Civil Unrest!!!!
TWL on the lookout high in the sky on her broom! I'll save you, Lee!!!!! My broom is a 2-seater! |
| John Galt | Friday, October 4, 2019 - 04:31 pm
My troops have taken him into custody. |
| Letsie | Friday, October 4, 2019 - 06:24 pm
OMG! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! |
| ROBERT E LEE | Saturday, October 5, 2019 - 07:48 pm
MY FELLOW PRESIDENTS AND COUNTRY MEN
The person JOHN GALT has kidnapped, imprisoned and tortured threw hours and hours of rap music was a double. i am very much alive and flying around with the wicked lady, gathering intelligence and building a report that the protesters were backed and funded by none other then JOHN GALT ! (GASPS)
I as the true leader of Dixie land and founder of the confederate nations federation can confirm that we have none other then CLEAN ASSHOLES in Dixie land.
i will work diligently with my intelligence agencies to build a case against the conspirators and then present my evidence to my generals and will build an appropriate response to these treasonous rebel uprisings.
such military interventions in Dixie land will further hostile the global climate in LU. i hope to work with fellow presidents threw diplomacy to deescalate tensions in the region, unfortunately some things cannot be forgotten or forgiven so easily and only threw disarmament and dismantle of such offensive weapons used to oppress my fellow rednecks will a path of communications be opened.
THE STATE OF MY UNION IS STRONG !!!
ROBERT E. LEE
LESS GOVERNMENT LESS REGULATIONS |
| ROBERT E LEE | Monday, October 7, 2019 - 06:02 pm
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| ROBERT E LEE | Monday, October 7, 2019 - 06:03 pm
 as you see my spy submarines are hard at work gathering intell on the traitors |
| ROBERT E LEE | Monday, October 7, 2019 - 06:06 pm
well that didnt work |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Tuesday, October 8, 2019 - 09:26 pm
They are there, you AREN'T suppose to see them! *winks |
| ROBERT E LEE | Tuesday, October 8, 2019 - 10:05 pm
lol yes submarines are under water lol doh |
| John Galt | Wednesday, October 9, 2019 - 03:12 pm
That's not the only ships in your navy that will be under water
My land to sea missile batteries stand ready. |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, October 9, 2019 - 03:51 pm
lol i just love you both! |
