| Josh | Sunday, March 30, 2014 - 03:25 pm 
After the unprovoked attacks and saber-rattling against the peace loving citizens of Cat Goes Meow, the parliament of Dog Goes Woof has authorized the use of economic sanctions and limited military force be used against the country of Moneyville. The KB Security Council has already authorized sanctions regarding Moneyville's strategic forces, and these additional sanctions will target the country's manufacturing sectors.
Dog Goes Woof hereby gives Moneyville 72 hour notice to seize all hostile behaviors or additional sanctions and/or additional military actions may be authorized.
The original sanctions and terms of peace that were placed upon Moneyville were supported by The Unique Federation, however, these additional measures are solely endorsed by only the government of Dog Goes Woof. Any future military action is to be considered as Dog Goes Woof's right to peacefully exist and defend itself against rouge countries such as Moneyville. Dog Goes Woof will continue to provide its citizens with the highest level of security and quality of life that most developed and civilized countries of KB have come to expect from their respective government.
Again, these additional measures are not endorsed, along with this statement, by The Unique Federation of KB. Updates will follow as necessary.
Autey
President of Dog Goes Woof |
| craigwilliamson79 | Sunday, March 30, 2014 - 04:13 pm
Sounds like fun. Let us know how it goes. |
| Lonestar | Sunday, March 30, 2014 - 09:52 pm
Etruria on LU are willing to provide limited financial assistance to your cause in the form of a favourable cash for GC transaction if needed.
The people of Etruria are against all forms of oppression unless its from their own president and will happily show this on the world stage. |
| Serpent | Monday, March 31, 2014 - 04:57 am
If Moneyville or any of its fedmates (if they are in a fed) come out of WP let me know asap and I will eliminate them along with their entire fed. |
| johndoe677 | Monday, March 31, 2014 - 06:13 am
lol everyones trying to be coy with their "limited financial assistance" and "limited military force"
and then craftys all like tell me where they are and ill "crafty smash" them
I hope "crafty smash" isn't trademarked... plz don't sue me |
| Pale Rider | Monday, March 31, 2014 - 07:27 am
hey serpent, you gonna have your hands full enough with me before long. don't let those guys take you out before we dance. i haven't forgotten my promise to destroy hydra. you shouldn't take me litely. it will happen. |
| Serpent | Monday, March 31, 2014 - 03:34 pm
blah blah blah. Someday?
I'll tire of this game (as I have already) and quit long before you decide to do anything. When/If Hydra dissolves it will not be because of you. |
| daviesd20 | Monday, April 14, 2014 - 06:55 pm
Lol serpent i just took Payaso. So much for eliminating me. |
| Tacky.G.H | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 08:24 pm
*sits eating popcorn* gotta be the biggest thing to happen on KB in years! |
| Presidium | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 08:26 pm
omg i know. cant wait to see what happens |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 08:35 pm
Then i'm sad to disappoint but nothing much will happen....... |
| Serpent | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 10:18 pm
Nothing did happen as I didnt know I was even dec'd. No emails, mo nothing! However if you are man enough to back up your mouth then dont cower behind war protection.
Bring the country out of war protection and lets fight.
You can only take what I allow. I did not log in for a few days you got lucky with your timing and because of my slumber I allowed you to take the country.
So what do you say? |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 10:24 pm
Fair enough. And believe me, i would come out of war protection and fight you fair and square. But unfortunately if i remove my war protection i'll have half of "the unique federation" declaring war on me as well. |
| Serpent | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 10:26 pm
Well, maybe we could ask them not to dec on you? If they guarantee not to dec are you game? |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 15, 2014 - 11:11 pm
Sure. I'll ask them, but i guarantee they will declare. |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 06:17 pm
Well sorry buddy i asked but i got no reply, so i'm guessing it's a no. |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 08:13 pm
I will ask them here for you Sovi3t Person..........
Dear Uniqueness Federation members,
I respectfully ask that you grant Mr. Soviet, spelled with a 3, a "by" from war decs so that Serpent can whoop his butt.
Failure to meet these demands will result in unmentionable horrors befalling your great nations for you shall incur the wrath of The Wicked Lady, The Godmother of Simcountry.
Looking forward to your reply! :P
Hugs and shoes, |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 08:31 pm
um.........thanks :D |
| Rabbit Head | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 08:41 pm
GO SERP GO! *gives out Serp shirts* |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 10:10 pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, but look how Sovi3t smiles!!! I like that! Serpent have mercy!!! :P I like people who smile big like that! |
| rob72966 | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 10:30 pm
Perhaps the USA president should take some notes from Serpent. They might not look so wimmpy
Rob |
| Jack | Wednesday, April 16, 2014 - 10:42 pm
Citizens of Kebir Blue,
At the gracious request of the Wicked Lady the Godmother of SimCountry, the Unique Federations have agreed to a temporary cease fire with Payaso (or any other name he uses) to allow him to come out of war protection and engage in a war with Serpent without interference or a declaration of war from the Unique Federation(s) members. There are terms to this cease fire and they are absolute.
- This cease fire is temporary and is for this war and only this war between Payaso and Serpent.
- This cease fire expires immediately upon end of this war.
- ANY aggressive, threatening or destructive action or language by Payaso toward any member of the Unique Federation(s) or anyone other than Serpent during this period of time or later, including remaining out of war protection when this war ends will be considered an act of war by Payaso and war will be declared immediately.
- Lastly, if Payaso accepts these terms and states his acceptance of these terms in this public forum then he is free to begin his war with Serpent and he will make his war declaration within the next 24 real hours after this announcement posts in the forum. After that time this temporary cease fire offer expires as if it was never offered.
As agreed by the Unique Federations |
| Serpent | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 06:16 am
There ya go! What you say? |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 08:22 am
Sure ok. Btw i do know i will get raped by you when i declare this war, but i'm participating in it for these reasons:-
- you probably deserve your country back. It looks like you've spent a lot of time on it.
-i've only been on this game for 4 months and i want to know how continental warfare works.
-peer pressure :D
So what time do you want me to dec? I'm only open for this week + next week, and then in june (real time) :s
Jack+the wicked lady can i guarantee no military intervention from the unique?
Oh and wicked lady what do you mean by "godmother of simcountry"? Are you a really experianced player, or a game moderator or what? :P
SOVI3T |
| Orbiter | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 10:51 am
it means if you step out of line, look around for shoes flying in your direction, lol |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 11:01 am
yeah but i don't get it who are they? |
| Jack | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 02:01 pm
SOVI3T,
Please don't act as if you don't know who I am. You received my game message about the cease fire. You sent multiple messages to me during the recent hostilities. I am Chairman of one of the Unique Federations and I have brokered the above cease fire with the members of our Federations. The terms of the cease fire answer your question. Just make sure you state in this forum that you accept the terms BEFORE you come out of war protection. Then abide by them and fight your war with Serpent.
Jack
Chairman, Unique Apache Regional Federation
And on behalf of the Unique Federations |
| Serpent | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 04:22 pm
Casador Grande is ready and waiting on your dec. |
| Alterd Carbon | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 05:01 pm
Sov13T the wicked lady is nobody |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 05:59 pm
Jack you've got it wrong i was asking who the wicked lady was not you. I know who you are.
Serpent dec will come soon. |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 06:01 pm
Oh and Jack yes i accept the terms. |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 06:07 pm
Alright how does monday at about 10am sound to you serpent? |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 06:07 pm
UK time |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 07:31 pm
Dear Sovi3t,
Oh I AM somebody, despite the jealous comment offered by Altrd above. I've been around for MANY years in this game. I, personally, never fight, but I have some of the game's most experienced killers in my mafia family. I am The Godmother of Simcountry. My expertise comes in the manner of shoes. My shoes are renowned in this game, as they are deadly, as Orbiter has stated above.
I AM such a "somebody" in this game that there are those who are always firing at me with negative words, because I threaten their mere existence in this game. (*coughs....see Altrd above). lol
OH and my pride and joy.....Andy, the Gamemaster, I have adopted him as my son. He had no choice in the matter. But dun worry, there is no favoritism. My Andy is fair. So don't no one ever speak ill of him. I will throw shoes and I will maim you! SCOWL!!! My other sim baby is Nico.
Oh and as to The Unique Federation, they will be good at their word. Jack is a respectable player. If anyone tries to run interference *looks around wif an evil glare... I will lobby retribution unlike any that they have ever seen!
Hugs and shoes 4 eva!
The Wicked Lady |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 07:41 pm
Oh ok thanks......i don't know what to make of that though :D |
| Tacky.G.H | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 08:04 pm
Oh yeah I can vouch, the wicked lady is a somebody ... |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 08:05 pm
It's okay, Sovi3t. All you really need to know is I'm a wicked somebody. :P |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 08:13 pm
Oh yeah i get it...... i just don't have a clue what to make of the 3rd paragraph :D |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 08:21 pm
Oh I was introducing to you my adopted children in Simcountry - my immediate family. :-) We are all three evil - you know kin and all.
Very nice to meet you, Sovi3t. Serpent is a great player to play the war game against and gain experience. He is a great warrior. Have fun! |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 09:00 pm
From what I've been hearing, i won't have fun at all, but the experience is worth it. And he seems like an alright guy.
Nice to meet you too, Wicked Lady. I like your profile pic. It's cool. |
| Serpent | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 09:31 pm
Why not just dec me now?
I dont see how a couple days gonna be able to allow more preparation, lets just 'get it on'! |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 09:33 pm
I'm going away for easter and won't have access to a computer. Sorry, sorry i know it sucks but at least it'll give you time to prepare you forces (not that you need to) :D |
| Serpent | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 09:39 pm
haha. ok then dec as soon as you can. |
| SOVI3T | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 10:00 pm
Which is Monday- don't worry i promise! You'll have your country back soon! I'm just glad i got the chance to run a country like this. |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Thursday, April 17, 2014 - 10:25 pm
Sorry I missed you in chat, Serpent. I was stressing at the J-O-B. ha ha ha :P |
| SOVI3T | Friday, April 18, 2014 - 08:45 am
Hey serpent can we also agree on:-
-No sneak attacks
-No strategic arms |
| maclean | Friday, April 18, 2014 - 10:54 am
Treat the Family well, or the Godmother will offer you a shoe you can't refuse! |
| Serpent | Friday, April 18, 2014 - 10:00 pm
sure no problem Mr SOVI3T. |
| Rabbit Head | Friday, April 18, 2014 - 10:03 pm
Don't worry Sovi3t, I'll give you classes on how to dodge the wicked lady's shoes lol |
| SOVI3T | Friday, April 18, 2014 - 10:07 pm
Lol i don't know what that means
And thanks to you as well serpent |
| SOVI3T | Monday, April 21, 2014 - 08:32 am
Alright Serp, casador grande has been declared on. Good luck(but i'll need it a lot more :P). |
| SOVI3T | Monday, April 21, 2014 - 08:40 am
Ahh for f**k sake it's telling me i can't deactivate secured mode unless:
"50% of strategic arms are active"
This may take a while... |
| SOVI3T | Monday, April 21, 2014 - 10:45 am
Just arm up and get ready for war. I'll try to remove the secured mode ASAP. |
| Serpent | Monday, April 21, 2014 - 10:06 pm
*yawns*
Ready yet? |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 08:13 am
Yes ready. But you'll have to dec me because it won't let me do it. So dec me when you're ready. |
| Serpent | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 08:24 am
It wont allow me to attack war level 3 presidents. |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 09:12 am
Alright i cancelled the 2nd country so should be able to dec you next month.
Sooooo sorry you've had to wait but i didnt know you had to reactivate strategic weapons to remove war protection. |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 02:02 pm
Finally! I can now say casador grande has been challenged to war. Took a while....... |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 06:39 pm
Holy s**t serp how many weapons do you have! |
| Ben | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 07:23 pm
For once I can truly right LOL on the internet and mean it. I was waiting for the penny to drop here. Good luck Sovi3t. |
| SOVI3T | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 07:28 pm
:D yeah i knew this was going to happen. |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Tuesday, April 22, 2014 - 10:05 pm
So how did the war go? Did anyone run interference? Do I need to heave shoes upon anyone's head???? :P
Oh Sovi3t, what players are trying to tell you is that if you are the recipient of my wrath, i will throw shoes at you and hurt you. |
| Serpent | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 03:26 am
I have a few bottle rockets and a wet firecracker or two!  |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:15 am
I have no firecrackers or bottle rockets. I'll have to fight with slippers instead(I'm screwed :D)
The wicked lady- the war hasn't actually taken place.....problems with the secured mode. But nobody has interfered |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 06:17 pm
Oh wait or maybe i could buy shoes off the wicked lady to throw at serpents bottle rockets! |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 06:22 pm
Hey serpent which country are you from? Because the war will begin at around 1am in the UK. |
| Serpent | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 07:51 pm
Im in the US. It happens for me in the late afternoon. |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:27 pm
Ballocks |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:30 pm
Alright then. Well, lets be honest you're going to take Payaso when i'm offline so i've left 20T in Payaso to cover war damage, ammunition, weapons you've used etc.
Just out of interest, which state are you from? |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:36 pm
My shoes may be your saving grace in this war, Sovi3t as Serpent fears them..........and the fact that I only live a few hours away from him ha ha ha ha ha He can experience them in real life as well ha ha ha
If you are giving Ts away, I have created a new charity here in Simcountry, known as The Shoe Fund. This fund will help provide shoes to all the needy sim peeps and to buy me more shoes, as I am VERY NEEDY! :P |
| Serpent | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:42 pm
?? So, you are not going to fight? War starts in a few minutes.
Im from Tennessee. |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 08:47 pm
Oh hell yeah it does! Miss-judgement on my behalf! Alright, i'm ready to have my ass kicked. But remember to take the moves slow... i want to learn from this experience.
Tennessee ay? I'm from the west of the UK, country called Wales. |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 09:18 pm
Have fun, fellas! |
| Roving EYE | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 10:36 pm
oh lordy, one SOVI3T just got creamed! |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 11:06 pm
Well fellas, it ended in rape, no other way to put it! :P
Roving eye- read the posts, i knew what was going to happen, but it was a sort of...an experiment....
Tell you what did happen though- i invested completely in aerial warfare and when the land units came i could only take out a few.
But it was a great war serp, i'll see you again sometime,
SOVI3T |
| The_Wicked_Lady | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 11:09 pm
Sovi3t,
You are a most gracious sport.
Hugs to you,
The Wicked Lady |
| SOVI3T | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 11:10 pm
Anyway i'll be leaving simcountry for the next few months, so see you and good luck! |
| Serpent | Wednesday, April 23, 2014 - 11:15 pm
When/if you do come back, look me up! |
