| Crafty | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 04:34 pm 
West Nile virus.
The health authority of Texas has issued the following alert.
BorderC is known to be the criminal mastermind with a vial of the deadly 'west nile virus' (Group: Group IV Family: Flaviridae Genus: Flavivirus Species: West Nile Virus). His motive is unclear but is thought to be supreme control of gun toting 'yee-haws' prone to reside in areas of Texas. These red-necks are then encouraged to enrole in an MPPORPG called Simcountry to gain the complete ownership of all gold coins.
All players are advised to strictly avoid the player called BorderC, aka BC, and any suspected allied accounts. This virus is easily transmitted through forum or chat posts, or breast contact.
Remember, your life is your responsibilty. |
| Anthony King | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 04:50 pm
Huh.
Damn bastard, why the hell did he get involved on the chat forums, when all hell broke loose in the first place. Criminal cyber-space should always come out of hiding once the FBI takes place over at your end. Then lets see if he is laughing on the other side of his face. |
| Luke | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 05:27 pm
Thats terrible! i just read this 3 times and still have no clue what i read xD |
| Laguna | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 06:28 pm
The evil inside him can not be contained! |
| Lorelei | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 07:14 pm
I always knew BorderC was infectious! I just knew!
We need to stamp him out like we do those nasty mosquito suckers. SMACK! SQUASH!
or Anthony, let Pazuzu take care of him! |
| Anthony King | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 07:38 pm
Don't you worry. My Queen will take good care of him. You've seen how powerful my dear queen from hell is. She'll and the legions will stop, one way or another. I have faith in Pazuzu. |
| Lorelei | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 07:43 pm
Thank you, Anthony, we knew we could count on you and Pazuzu in this extreme situation... |
| maclean | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 09:30 pm
Does anyone need to hear how this virus got started, and spread?  |
| Yankee | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 09:56 pm
As long as it doesn't involve monkeys. |
| Anthony King | Thursday, August 23, 2012 - 10:32 pm
Atleast im not a monkey. So dont accuse me of it. You all know me by heart wise. |
| Laguna | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 12:13 am
Oh, oh! Me!, me! I want to hear the story! Specially if it involves monkeys.  |
| Lorelei | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 01:04 am
he forgot to mention curtains as well :S |
| Luke | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 02:03 am
Seriously guys what the heck am i reading here xD |
| Lorelei | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 03:47 am
Luke, you dun wanna know! Trust Lorelei. You dun even wanna ask!
Muahs and Shoes,
Lorelei |
| Anthony King | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 11:15 am
Why dont we hear the stories. If this a joke, then lets all be monkeys. |
| Lorelei | Friday, August 24, 2012 - 10:19 pm
Anthony, I think ALL of us are already monkeys,test monkeys, that is. |
| Border C | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 04:37 am
Sounds abominable. Now, who wants a big, sloppy kiss? |
| Tom Morgan | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 06:31 am
What are your hourly rates? |
| Anthony King | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 11:14 am
I wonder how the monekys go. hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo. something like that. |
| Crafty | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 12:22 pm
Arrggggh NO! He's infiltrated this thread.
I suggest we fight biological warfare with more biological warfare. Lorelei, can we use your honking feet? |
| Anthony King | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 02:15 pm
Oh crap, the spelling, the spelling.
MONKEYS... |
| Border C | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 02:39 pm
Well, since you've asked, hourly rates are thus:
Looking: 64 British pounds (or 18 American ounces)
Touching: Beads, rings, and other shiny things
Exchange of bodily fluids: 2 goats and an ox head
And I think that's inappropriate enough. |
| Crafty | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 04:54 pm
Crap, where's the antidote you evil villain you... |
| Anthony King | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 06:19 pm
Lol |
| Lorelei | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 06:22 pm
I will have you know that Anthony and the evil Queen Pazuzu LIKE my honking feet!!!! SCOWLS at Crafty |
| Lorelei | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 06:32 pm
Now I have a complex about ma feet. *sniff sniff
As I ponder:
When I first got my web cam on my puter, I was goofin' off, snapping pictures. I gots this brainchild and snapped a pic of ma foot in a cute pair of stacked black sandals. I had beautifully polished red toe nails. I sent this over to Bobo via MSN. This was ma response:
"WTF!!!!! Dun EVER do that again. You know I HATE feet."
To this day, when he pisses me off, I threaten to send him feet pictures. ha ha ha Matter of fact, I just had to do this recently.
In another story, when I went to go see Blue, he told me I had big feet. Course, I marked this up to him being a BRIT and weird. Now I'm thinking.....could it be true???!!!!
Now I'm really questioning....Do they stink? Mayhap when I was in the UK, Crafty did get a whiff of something.
Yours truly,
Devastated over ma feet |
| Anthony King | Saturday, August 25, 2012 - 08:39 pm
Oh, look what i found.
From Kasper, i mean, Casper.
Friday, July 20, 2012 - 05:49 pm
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Thanks Andy for your help. And thank you for enabling my forum capabilties. I will definlty continue paying my membership now that i know im being treated fairly. Keto, Thanks for your advice, between you and Andy my problem was fixed.
He must have been a bad boy and breaking dearly rules. What has he done there???... |
| Anthony King | Sunday, August 26, 2012 - 03:47 pm
Arrggggh NO! He's infiltrated this thread
It's alright Crafty, i was only just playing. |
