| Pope Samtator IX (White Giant) | Saturday, June 6, 2009 - 03:04 am 
Amuse the Samtator and I will give you a high population country
( over 50M ) for 100 gold coins.
Why?
The Samtator is evil but too lazy to strip them. |
| Venus (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 05:53 am
I will take that country. I have a date with a player in 21 days. |
| Jo Salkilld (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 02:58 pm
The Samtator has a very well-developed sense of humour. I suspect you will need to try harder than that to amuse him.
Perhaps if you follow flewis' example he will find it funny. You've started quite well, but you need to put in a bit more effort ...
Hugs and respect
Jo |
| Venus (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 06:20 pm
OK.
Lets try this.
(Bats long beautiful eyelashes, pouts with big beautiful lips, strategicaly employs a low cut blouse)
Pope sir,
May I Pweeease have that big beautiful country of yours? I wish to drop a man dead with it. |
| Man of Peace (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 07:18 pm
Wow!!! Venus what has this man done to you? Who is he?
If he has sexually harassed you Sam has his ways of dealing with that sort of person. Just ask JG!!! LOL |
| General Curtis LeMay (Fearless Blue) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 07:21 pm
humm. |
| Venus (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 07:27 pm
No sexual stuff. Im just blathering on |
| Pope Samtator IX (White Giant) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 10:48 pm
Teh Pope is not amused.
Quote:The Samtator has a very well-developed sense of humour.
The comedy stylings of Larry, Moe, and Curly.
Three Stooges FTW.
Curly.....Gee, I wonder if I looked like that when I was delivered by the stork?"
Moe...."When you were born, you were delivered by a buzzard." ( Moe smacks Curly with an iron pipe making a ringing sound...) |
| slocketer17 (Little Upsilon) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 11:15 pm
If you want to amuse the pope, just blow shit up.
Works every time. |
| Revival (Little Upsilon) | Saturday, June 13, 2009 - 11:29 pm
Why did the Chicken cross the road?
"To get to the other side."
How's that for amusing? |
| General Curtis LeMay (White Giant) | Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 12:53 am
"just blow shit up. " works for me! :P |
| Daconia | Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 08:13 am
For Sammy
TEXAN: "Where are you from?"
HARVARD GRAD: "I come from a place where we do not end our sentences with prepositions."
TEXAN: "OK - where are you from, jackass?" |
| Daconia (White Giant) | Sunday, June 14, 2009 - 08:58 am
Decided to add one more...
Trip To Texas
Prior to her trip to Texas, Virginia had confided to her sorority sisters that she had three goals for her trip the Lone Star State: she wanted to taste some real Texas barbecue, she wanted to take in a bona fide Texas rodeo, and she wanted to have sex with a Texan.
Upon her return, the sorority sisters were curious about how she had fared.
"Let me tell you," she said, "they have an indigenous bush down there called Mesquite, and when they slow-cook that brisket over that mesquite wood, wow! That beef not only melts in your mouth, the taste is beyond belief! And the men? I went to a real rodeo. Talk about athletes! These guys wrestle real, full-grown bulls like they do in Spain. Except they ride a horse at full gallop, throw a rope on these huge bulls, then jump off the horse and literally grab the bulls by the horns and throw them to the ground and tie 'em up. And that's not all! It's a race! They ALL do it and only the fastest gets prize money!"
"Virginia! Come on, tell us! You said you wanted to make love to a Texan! What happened?"
"Well," Virginia said, "I'll admit, I was tempted, but when I was at the rodeo and saw the outline of the condoms in the back pocket of those Texans' jeans, I changed my mind!" |
| Brespus (White Giant) | Monday, June 15, 2009 - 06:37 am
My favorite joke (that few people understand when I tell it).
Three statisticians go hunting and see a deer. The first one shoots, missing ten feet to the left. The second shoots, missing ten feet to the right. The third jumps up and down and yells "I hit it, I hit it!!" |
| Darke Katt (Kebir Blue) | Monday, June 15, 2009 - 05:40 pm
Sam sees Paris,
Sam sees France.
Sam just nuked your underpants! |
| Pope Samtator IX | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 02:33 am
Haha. Never thought of the Copenhagen ring quite like that Daconia. |
| Tattooed Priest (Little Upsilon) | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 07:26 am
Well, they do say that everythings bigger in Texas. |
| C.Rabs | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 06:52 pm
love the joke Brespus |
| Laguna | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 07:12 pm
/me points out the standard deviation is ten |
| CraftyCockney (Kebir Blue) | Tuesday, June 16, 2009 - 11:25 pm
Talking of deviants... |
| Darke Katt | Friday, June 26, 2009 - 01:20 am
The South will rise again...
God bless Viagra! |
| spartacus303 | Friday, June 26, 2009 - 01:41 am
trains
trains
beer
cookies
trains
beer
trains
cookies
trains
trains |
| Darke Katt | Friday, June 26, 2009 - 01:34 pm
Anybody else hear that Wacko Jacko is dead? What a tragedy...
Still, at least children in the US can touch their toes again without having to fear for their rectal virginity... |
