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Five word story (4)

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The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 01:46 am Click here to edit this post
onto them. a loud moan

Rob (White Giant)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 05:58 pm Click here to edit this post
followed by a groan, came

C.Rabs

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 06:16 pm Click here to edit this post
your mother who's so fat

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 08:16 pm Click here to edit this post
she jumped in the air

C.Rabs (Golden Rainbow)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 08:20 pm Click here to edit this post
and got stuck. So then

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 22, 2008 - 11:00 pm Click here to edit this post
against the laws of gravity,

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 12:04 am Click here to edit this post
time and space, she floated

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 12:19 am Click here to edit this post
into the Medusa Cascade. Effortlessly,

The Grand Poobah

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 01:06 am Click here to edit this post
passing gas. Like jet propulsion

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 02:59 am Click here to edit this post
through an elephants enlarged rectum.

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 03:26 am Click here to edit this post
"When will this misery end?"

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 03:28 am Click here to edit this post
thought Martock as he masturbated

keto

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 03:36 am Click here to edit this post
to the tune of Elvis

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 03:41 am Click here to edit this post
whilst watching the gorillas procreate.

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 04:01 am Click here to edit this post
"Stop using your teeth Stuart"

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 05:45 am Click here to edit this post
Creamy Love Nests need tongue.

C.Rabs (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 06:39 am Click here to edit this post
How can I follow that

General Dirt

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 10:43 am Click here to edit this post
With vodka and sobbing deeply.

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 07:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Then hit the town and

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 23, 2008 - 08:01 pm Click here to edit this post
get rat arsed in the

keto (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 02:41 am Click here to edit this post
pub, drinking pints of guiness

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 02:45 am Click here to edit this post
whilst eating pork scratchings and

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 02:52 am Click here to edit this post
watching 'idol' on the telly.

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 02:55 am Click here to edit this post
Meanwhile, Laguna decided to pillage

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 03:28 am Click here to edit this post
the village. But then realized

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 03:30 am Click here to edit this post
his penis was too small.

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 24, 2008 - 10:38 am Click here to edit this post
about the size of rice.

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 12:58 am Click here to edit this post
and his testicles like dice.

keto (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 05:08 am Click here to edit this post
But his hair had lice

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 11:00 am Click here to edit this post
and his mice were nice

keto (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 01:20 pm Click here to edit this post
and they ate yellow ice

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, December 25, 2008 - 11:46 pm Click here to edit this post
but will it all suffice?

nix001

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 01:48 am Click here to edit this post
With balls like dice, of

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 01:48 am Click here to edit this post
Once again, Austia had become silly

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 02:27 am Click here to edit this post
while looking for his willy.

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 02:54 am Click here to edit this post
so small, couldn't find Filly

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 03:37 am Click here to edit this post
Stu lusts for Milly Vanilly.

Hanover Fist (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 05:00 pm Click here to edit this post
Dr. Seuss again sickened by

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 10:00 pm Click here to edit this post
An over-grown green aardvark

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 10:09 pm Click here to edit this post
decided that enough was enough.

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, December 26, 2008 - 10:28 pm Click here to edit this post
downing a 5th of congac

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 02:49 am Click here to edit this post
he stormed onto the set

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 02:17 pm Click here to edit this post
of Prisoner Cell Block H

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 03:38 pm Click here to edit this post
and demanded to be given

C.Rabs (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 03:58 pm Click here to edit this post
a tossed salad from

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, December 27, 2008 - 06:48 pm Click here to edit this post
the head warden number nine

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 07:20 am Click here to edit this post
"Don't forget the tomatoes" he

keto (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 03:54 pm Click here to edit this post
yelled. Martock started tossing tomatoes

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 04:50 pm Click here to edit this post
at General Dirt, hoping to

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 07:38 pm Click here to edit this post
take out an eye or

nix001 (Kebir Blue)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 11:19 pm Click here to edit this post
to get tomato juice on

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, December 28, 2008 - 11:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Wendy's big saggy humongus............knees.

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 29, 2008 - 12:42 am Click here to edit this post
Meanwhile, back at the base

nix001

Monday, December 29, 2008 - 02:40 am Click here to edit this post
lesson, Martock was jamming to

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 29, 2008 - 07:07 am Click here to edit this post
Shirley Bassey whilst wearing pink

keto (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 29, 2008 - 01:35 pm Click here to edit this post
tutus, with a cowboy hat.

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Monday, December 29, 2008 - 11:13 pm Click here to edit this post
"I'm to sexy for this..."

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 04:16 am Click here to edit this post
Suddenly, three watermelons did appear!

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 05:26 am Click here to edit this post
falling from Stu's Fanny. "Why?"

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 05:39 am Click here to edit this post
"Why did you interrupt my..."

The Grand Poobah

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 08:20 am Click here to edit this post
sexy Party?" I was naked

Caretaker (Fearless Blue)

Tuesday, December 30, 2008 - 08:07 pm Click here to edit this post
, six inches inside the melon

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 02:57 am Click here to edit this post
with nothing but love to

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 10:51 am Click here to edit this post
give. Sweet, creamy love. Gleefully

nix001 (Fearless Blue)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 04:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Martock lay back and lit

keto (Little Upsilon)

Wednesday, December 31, 2008 - 04:24 pm Click here to edit this post
glistening, running down his leg

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 1, 2009 - 02:02 am Click here to edit this post
dripping onto a linoleum floor

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, January 1, 2009 - 10:51 am Click here to edit this post
With lust in his eyes

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 1, 2009 - 03:55 pm Click here to edit this post
The Grand Poobah grabbed his

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Thursday, January 1, 2009 - 10:53 pm Click here to edit this post
Martock and squeezed. Gushing Pleasure

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 2, 2009 - 09:14 pm Click here to edit this post
Green rabbits began to devour

nix001

Friday, January 2, 2009 - 09:23 pm Click here to edit this post
Ketos Martock. BANG went Ketos

The Grand Poobah (Golden Rainbow)

Friday, January 2, 2009 - 10:51 pm Click here to edit this post
Martok. It burst loudly. skipping

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 3, 2009 - 06:35 pm Click here to edit this post
and skipping, and skipping again.

nix001

Saturday, January 3, 2009 - 09:53 pm Click here to edit this post
The Grand Poobah hugging his

Martock

Saturday, January 3, 2009 - 10:32 pm Click here to edit this post
bare buttocks began bragging boastfully

nix001

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 01:59 am Click here to edit this post
about how well his Martock

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 03:01 am Click here to edit this post
marvelously made much more moolah

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 03:39 am Click here to edit this post
than Alexanders very small penis.

keto (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 02:56 pm Click here to edit this post
Alexander was enraged, and increased

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 05:13 pm Click here to edit this post
his manhood with a pump.

nix001

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 05:59 pm Click here to edit this post
"WOW" said Grand Poobah, "Can

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Sunday, January 4, 2009 - 06:50 pm Click here to edit this post
you really fit such a

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Monday, January 5, 2009 - 06:01 am Click here to edit this post
perfectly positioned pimpleless pink penis

The Grand Poobah

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 - 03:11 am Click here to edit this post
into Nix?" With a wink

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 - 03:13 am Click here to edit this post
Alexander Platypus as he gleefully

nix001

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 - 07:04 pm Click here to edit this post
tried, took a severe kicking.

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009 - 11:54 pm Click here to edit this post
Ouch! Off, underneath, outrageousness! Oof!

The Grand Poobah

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 - 12:03 am Click here to edit this post
What has happened? Sex, Violence

nix001

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 - 01:32 am Click here to edit this post
and inflatable Martocks were all

The Grand Poobah

Wednesday, January 7, 2009 - 02:13 pm Click here to edit this post
about. Gleeful disregard for Clothes,

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 03:40 am Click here to edit this post
The Grand Poobah broke wind

keto (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 05:24 am Click here to edit this post
in Windy's face, laughed, then

nix001 (Kebir Blue)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 05:32 am Click here to edit this post
squeezed his Martock again. Unfortunately

The Grand Poobah

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 10:01 am Click here to edit this post
Martock's Martock was placid. Martock

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 10:21 am Click here to edit this post
wondered how dirt was doing

Jack Frost (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 10:27 am Click here to edit this post
with laguna's pool boys outside

nix001

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 06:47 pm Click here to edit this post
but when he looked, all

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 08:03 pm Click here to edit this post
he could see was a

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 08:07 pm Click here to edit this post
deep blue sea sea sea

keto (Little Upsilon)

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 11:09 pm Click here to edit this post
full of white pearls floating

The Grand Poobah

Thursday, January 8, 2009 - 11:32 pm Click here to edit this post
like baby seals. Clubbing them

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 12:20 am Click here to edit this post
with Keto's tiny penis while

nix001 (Kebir Blue)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 12:28 am Click here to edit this post
wishing you had a penis

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 12:31 am Click here to edit this post
Thats what Nix thought as

keto (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 02:58 am Click here to edit this post
he clubbed Stuart with Keto's

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 03:47 am Click here to edit this post
thong. "Hmm, so small, so

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 04:39 am Click here to edit this post
so small". Ketos tiny penis

keto (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 05:04 am Click here to edit this post
was all the rage with

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 06:42 am Click here to edit this post
wendy the asshat who had

The Grand Poobah

Friday, January 9, 2009 - 10:41 am Click here to edit this post
pictured Stu and Keto Fudging.

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 01:17 am Click here to edit this post
As dawn broke overhead, the

nix001 (Golden Rainbow)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 03:31 am Click here to edit this post
Grand Poobah broke wind again :(

Alexander Platypus (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 04:15 am Click here to edit this post
right in nix001's face, too.

The Grand Poobah

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 11:11 am Click here to edit this post
"Eat that, Punk!" Yelled Poobah

Martock (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 03:08 pm Click here to edit this post
as he let one rip.

nix001

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 05:26 pm Click here to edit this post
"What you been eating Poo?"

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 05:44 pm Click here to edit this post
"Ya mum" replied Poobah in

nix001

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 06:57 pm Click here to edit this post
a headlock which is strangulating

Stuart Taylor (Little Upsilon)

Saturday, January 10, 2009 - 06:58 pm Click here to edit this post
his scrotum in an ever